(Boys)
Who can't get laid
There will come a time
But i prefer to masturbate
With dirty thoughts in mind
I advise all you
Lonely guys
Don't try to be a man
Forget about the girls just now
and try using your hand
Everyone is welcome,
You can join the party too
It's a wild sex orgy
and the only member's you
When you have no one to fuck
and it's happiness you lack
Whip out some lotion
and your dick
Then, proceed to whack
Don't worry now
The time will come
When you too will get laid
But just for now
Forget the girls,
Relax, and masturbate.
- By Greg "the pothead" Genson