The Marijuana
       Anthem
copyright 2002 by comedy literature co.
Masturbating is fun, maybe
And I love it more than life
But to say it's better than smokin weed
Is to speak a lie.

Perhaps it may be just as good
But that's beside the point
Now I must get into the mood
So I think I'll smoke a joint

I see you all have figured out
That I've smoked my share of pot
I won't say how much aloud
but I'll say I've smoked a lot.

I'll smoke it now and all night long
I'm not ashamed to say
I smoke it in a joint or bong
And I think I'll smoke all day

You can use this plant to get away
Or smoke just for the high
I have smoked, and I may pay
But I'll be happy when I die

I like to laugh at stupid things
And chatting with the sun
Listening while the sky sings
That's always very fun

So to all you, who think pot's bad
I won't try to change your mind
But for your loss I will feel sad
That is until I'm high.

      - by Greg "the Pothead" Genson      








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