Episode 1
"you need to watch out for her. she makes things. hideous things!"
vendetta- "he can cut more than rope with those scissors"
charlotte- "he can cut paper too? ribbons? cardboard? coupons?"
Episode 2
charlotte- "it's a rock, but it's no ordinary rock. it's a pretty rock with pretty speckles. vendetta gave it to me."
vendetta- "I threw it at you!"
charlotte- "vendetta is sooo nice"
"monkeys live up in trees monkeys have furry knees monkeys don't where shoes monkeys never loose their wallets because they don't have any"
"...tis a minion of the pig tailed one and deemed unholy"
Episode 3
"question not thine clams nor thine jerketh beef. these be favored foods of yon fiend maker and yon fiend."
"eat vegetables with every meal or your lips will start to peel and your eyeballs will fall out and your feet will smell like ___" (fill in the blank cause I don't know it)
"hey something's wrong. I don't hear any screams or cries of pain"
"that's okay. we can pretend we're postal workers instead"
"your's fatally, vendetta"
Episode 5
Charlotte- "I want to do everything just like you"
Vendetta- "in that case, I was going to play in traffic and drink bleach"
Episode 7
"let's pretend we're postage stamps!"
"we should all live in a shoe box and eat gumdrops everyday"
DH- "I believe certain people in life are meant to fall by the wayside to serve as warnings for the rest of us... signposts along the way."
Igby- "To where?"
DH- "...success"
Ollie- "Our father would be a slippery when schizophrenic, for instance... along the highway of life."
Igby's dad- "you see Igby, I feel this great great pressure coming down on me. it's just constantly coming down on me... it's crushing me."
Igby- "She's a dancer who doesn't dance. He's a painter who doesn't paint. it's like a bohemian version of The Island of Misfit Toys."
Igby- "Pavlov's pothead: I hear a bong clink and my eyes begin to water."
"good things come to obsessive-compulsives who fixate..."
"distracted.. that's a funny word.. does anyone ever get tracted?"
more to come when I find em... I'll update later I suppose
"sometimes I wish life had subtitles."
"stripped of the right to be a human in control"
"look around ain't no rip signs here we don't rest in peace we just disapear"
"left behind erased from time"
"I'm livin on shattered faith, the kind that likes to restrict your breath. there's never been a time quite like this to suffocate on eternal bliss"
"I never met a pearl quite like you that could shimmer and rot at the same time through there's never been a time uite like this to bite the hand of frost bitten eminence"