So what has the Snoop Dogg been up to? Dissin' Harry Potter, that's what. His exact words: "I keep hearing about motherfucking Harry Potter, I'm like, 'Who is this motherfucker I keep hearing about?' I don't know him, but I do know this. Dre and Snoop, we've got a following that's definitely dedicated and devoted, and that's all that matters." Dre and Snoop's comedy flick The Wash was released the same day as Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. He continues on to say, "I'm not spending a dime on 'Harry Potter'. I'll take my kids to go see 'The Wash,' and that's just how it is. They might have to wait to get it ['Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone'] on DVD." Nasty? Anyway Harry Potter killed them in the Box Office ratings. The gap between the movie's weekend gross takings was a handsome 88 million smak-a-roonies.

Why does the lead singer from Magic Dirt scare me?

Brisbane's Powderfinger are now Australia's biggest band above Silverchair and AC/DC now that Savage Garden have split. It's good to know these things okay.

Now Britney Spear's latest effort so originally titled Britney has stormed to number 1 in the US. Now who buys this shit? Deadset I do not know a single person who owns a Britney album. It's taken her three fucking albums to start writing her own words, heaven forbid what the lyrics on this are going to be about. A cover of Joan Jett's I Love Rock and Roll appears. Yikes!

The Mavis' have called it a day. Did anyone like them?

Word is Aerosmith is doing a live cd. His second one. What's the point?

Incubus video banned. The video depicts vocalist Brandon Boyd running across a bridge being chased by a crowd of fans, and escaping them by climbing over the railing and jumping into the water, where he swims with a mermaid. Unfortunately, the footage of Boyd and the crowd running looks eerily similar to the news footage of people running from the giant dust cloud when the World Trade Center towers collapsed on September 11. A new video had been made for it.

Seen Kylie's latest video? Does anyone else find her annoyingly unattractive?

Elton John doesn't own a mobile phone because he finds the technology annoyingly slow. So how much are tickets for his upcoming visit to OZ? $175, not too bad eh? But for an 'impeded' view it's $79.90.

Fuck yeah! Cherry Ripe shakes at Maccas.

"So we got to smoking, laughing and talking. Had a great time but didn't do nothin'. And then it hit me. 'I was gonna clean my room until I got high.' And then I was thinking about other stuff that happened because I got high on different occasions." - Afroman on writing his hit single that all the 12 year old kids get high to. Fucking inspiring.

Did I read the Hoodoo Gurus to headline Homebake? Fark. Double fark.

Okay a bit old but who gives a fuck, I found it interesting: "Sunday night (Oct. 28), New Found Glory rocked to a sold out crowd at Roseland in NYC. During the last song before the encore, Cyrus jumped off of his drum stool and fell backwards. Shockingly enough, there was no wall or railing on the stage, so Cyrus fell over 7 feet onto a concrete floor. (Big boo to the club). He broke his arm, and unfortunately, won't be able to play for a good portion of the tour. NFG will continue the tour with a replacement drummer (we believe it will be Chris from Rx Bandtis). We are thankful that a broken arm is the worst of his injuries, but are VERY UPSET (as we know he is) that he won't be able to play. NFG has worked long and hard to get to where they are, and this is their first really big headlining tour, so it sucks that he can't take part. Our best wishes, thoughts and of course, our love is with you Cyrus."

"Nick Giannopoulos returns to the stage in Wog Story as a writer, performer, producer and director. After twelve years of touring his shows Wogs Out Of Work, Acropolis Now Live, Wog-A-Rama and Wogboys, and a stint as Danny in Grease The Musical, Nick Giannopoulos has played nearly every theatre in the country, breaking box office records on each tour." Will anyone ever get sick of this bastard?

Catherine McClements scored an AFI award for Best Guest Actress in The Secret life of Us. She wasn't that good was she?

"Popstars wants you!! Are you over 18? Can you sing? Can you dance?" Popstars 3 is underway ladies and gentlemen. Word on the street is they are looking for solo acts this time around. Actually that's what they have in mind, but if they can't find a person with talent they'll do the same ol' same ol' and put together another untalented group. If your good looking girls just turn up naked or something and your in. Anyone heard that South African guy from the last series single Buggin' Me? Gotta love it!

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