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Imagine if you will. Your sittin mindin your own business listening to good street punk, when suddenly you hear music. It's the kind of music that as it enters your ears, it also enters your mouth and you can actually taste how bad the music is, it makes you vomit. It also enters your anus and makes you take a shit. You feel a burning in the back of your brain that makes you wanna kill yourself. You look over and notice a gun next to you, you reach for it, trying desperately to pull the trigger! But it's too late, your doomed for all eternity to listen to the crapiest music ever, Sum41.
Sum41 has to be one of the worst bands to come out of Canada. They are terrible. All of there songs sound exactly the same! And really, who partners with Iggy Pop, that guy is so old and he's so grubby. He looks like he came out of a McDonalds grease trap.
Well, anyway, back to Sum41, I hate them. These guys say they're punk, but seriously, whats more punk than "In Too Deep" and "Little Know-It-All". I'll tell you whats more punk, Anne of Green of Gables. Ok, Anne of Green Gables isn't punk at all, but she's Fat Mike compared to these guys. If I see anyone from Sum41 walking down the street, I'm gunna stick a shotput into their ass. Oh wait, that wouldn't hurt them at all because their asses have a diameter of 5 inches from all the hardcore anal sex they have been having with each other. So I'll just take a samurai sword and stick it in their ear, that should simulate the pain their music causes me.
