URL : o yeah
favourite PUNK band : S-club 7
favourite PUNK album : Justified
biggest disappointment in punk history : Rising in Rank
Comments : you guys are just weak!... no further comments
Your thoughts on war : i like guns
do you have webbed feet? : whats it to you bits
Ok, first of all Strohan, yet again, you assholes have no right to make fun of our band since no one has been graced with our music. BUT, I am however happy that Strohan at least had the balls to put his real name (even if his balls are as big as a pecan).
P.S: S club 7? HAHAHA really funny Strohan! I get the joke, S Club 7 is the opposite of punk, therefore it is a joke...I like jokes.
First Name : I
URL : Ment
favourite PUNK band : Thrusday
favourite PUNK album : I
biggest disappointment in punk history : Didnt
Comments : Mean
Your thoughts on war : Tusday..
do you have webbed feet? : Durr
WHAT A FAG. Why must you cunts fill our guestbook with this bullshit. Yet again another joke that is less funny then a funeral (even though this pile of diarehha's funeral would be hillarious). "Durr"?! What the fuck does "durr" mean? Oh look at this, when I type in "durr" to dictionary.com you know what I get? "DURR ISN'T A WORD YOU STUPID SHIT".
First Name : Dan da man
URL :
favourite PUNK band : Da rising n da rank suc
favourite PUNK album : DA rising n da rank suc
biggest disappointment in punk history : rising n da rank
Comments : da site is dope it sux da hard cock
Your thoughts on war : if it involves killing u i like it.
do you have webbed feet? : 8 kilometer
Way to conceal your identity Daniel! I knew it was you because of your highly intelligent use of the first two letters in the sentence "DAniel is a big stinky ass queer". "8 kilometer"...oh god. Daniel, go away, leave the site unless a gun is held to your head and the guy with the gun says "go to punkdomain or you can't read how awsome Sheldon is on the count of mothballs and brains being on the screen"Oh wait...No...In this case, just let him shoot you in the temple...No loss.
First Name : uhhhh...
URL :
favourite PUNK band : mmmm...whats a PUNK band?
favourite PUNK album : does it have to do with polka?
biggest disappointment in punk history : mmmm...my confusion over the word PUNK.
Comments : Ummmm...syaoransbear told me to do this...so...booo. Bad.
Your thoughts on war : war is a science...lalalala...(from Pipin)
do you have webbed feet? : yes
Does anyone know how to show any sign of inteligence? I mean common...I read these guestbook sign-ins with such a hate for these assholes writing trivial bullshit about nothing. Then I realize...Wait, these bastards are actually trying to be funny!...Wow. I'm starting to think that all the stupid guestbook sign-ins are written by one really stupid fetis covered asshole.
First Name : Will
URL : none
favourite PUNK band : millencolin
favourite PUNK album : penny bridge pioneers
biggest disappointment in punk history : i dont got one cause this site is cool
Comments : ncie site and all you assholes who diss it should shutup...one thing tho...sepncer oakes is cool but sheldon your a fucking queer and no i dont go to egantoff and you guys deffinantly no me...will isnt my real name
Your thoughts on war : well actualy its fun
do you have webbed feet? : kinda
Amazing...Even people in other schools are stupid pansy ass fags (so it isn't the water in the water fountain that makes you like that...I guess the water just tastes like shit for no reason then). I doubt you are in highschool, because it is kind of wierd that a highschool kid make the following mistakes in ONE post "i, dont, cause, ncie, all you, tho, sepncer, i, dont, deffinantly, no, isnt, will" It's astonishing how high school or even elementary school students are this stupid and gay. This post reminds me of Where In The World is Carmen Sandiago. But this is more like "Where in the world is the stupid nerdy fuck face who put this stupid fucking post on our guestbook"
First Name : john-doe
URL : www.SUCKMYDICK.com
favourite PUNK band : not your fucking gay band
favourite PUNK album : why the hell do you care
biggest disappointment in punk history : this site. and your band, the jesus mruphys or rising in rank or whatever the hell your band is called
Comments : i agree with what that other dude said..spencer is a fucking prep, and your band is not punk, you say i cant say that becaus no ones heard your band play. Why? are you to fuckin imbarased tolet people hear you please email me with your lame dumb-ass commen
Your thoughts on war : who fucking cares
John -doe eh? Nice name fag boy, oh and your URL doesnt interest me at all, I wouldnt want to suck your lame excuse for a dick anyway... And I suggest that your boy friend shouldnt either, small objects can be very hazardous and people can choke! Your favourite punk band isn't us... Not our fucking gay band anyway..It's not like I havent heard that one before...Your favourite punk album, and you answer with "why the hell do you care". You know john-doe we really dont care, we just wanna see what all you fags will actually type so we can have a good laugh(and so we can make fun of you like so)...Okay our site is a big dissappointment and yet you still seem to come to it you stupid queer. Our band sucks *yawn* yadayadayada. Then you follow with more lame insults that nobody cares about because your so insignificant. And, OH"imbarased" i think thats short for = I'm bare assed please slap it harder daddy. Oh sure we'll email you with our comments, hold on a second let me grab your email form my pocket... Oh wait its not there, it must not have been important at all! Or wait! Maybe its because its not even there! So sorry John we can't email you with our wicked -ass comments but you know I'm sure you'll live..Unfortunatley. So anyways John'im a fag-banger' Doe, keep on sucking dick and maybe your mommy will pay you next time!
First Name : Shauna
URL : Fuck You
favourite PUNK band : Definetly not u
favourite PUNK album : Definetly not urs
biggest dissapointment in punk history : Ok, I'll admit your site has gotten better and is now acceptable. The one thing i hate is how you flame us before you have even heard us. God you people are incredibally immature.
comments : You know, people don't usually flame bands before they actually know the people from.They are called rival bands, and you can bet we are not rivals. Please, you don't even have a singer.
your thoughts on war : And shauna you are not an airplane is just a funny song. Why are you taking it seriously? At least we have songs, unlike you.Youre young, and you don't know anything. Signed, the Bifs.
Well, Shauna. Once again, you've signed our guestbook. I can't see why though. Aren't you busy being a fag? And what in fuck's name is "flaming "? Yes, yes oviously we know. But, why try to sound cool, when everyone on the face of the planet knows the opposite? God were immature. Yes, yes we are. In fact, were so immature that you lick nuts. Yes, that did make sense.And we don't have a singer? Well, i guess we know how much you really do suck. We do also have songs, and they arent shitty ones, like the ones you make. And once again, how much older than us are you, you little fuckass. I don't knwo why I waste my time learning japanese. Oh wait, thats you! Dipshit.
Jared - And Shauna, how can you say our site sucks!? You visit it everyday or every hour! Me and Sheldon wrote the Smokey Biftecks page at around 4pm, by 5pm you had already signed our guestbook. That obviously shows that you visit our website ALOT. In closing: Smokey Biftecks suck, NOBODY LIKES YOU. Give up.
Sheldon- The Bifs? You know a band sucks dick when the have a shitty name...but still manage to make a short name...which in this case is even shittier!...I can't even type anymore i'm so tired...*yawn*.............................Shauna has a penis.
First Name : gate
URL :
favourite PUNK band : alexisonfire or moneen maybe?
favourite PUNK album :
biggest disappointment in punk history : good charlotte they are so funking gay
Comments : this is pretty cool site although sheldon is not very cool and often walks as if there is a fork shoved up his ass or soemthing
Your thoughts on war : hmmLEEKINGONTHEMAT its alrightHANK lets do it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...nice post KATHY. Yes that's right...KATHY was stupid enough to put this fuck face post on our guestbook...And about the fork thing...I'd rather have a fork shoved up my rectom than a wart covered penis like you do! I notice that you yourselg do not walk to normal so I will only assume that your deformed walking is caused to you have about 8 assholes by now. And another thing...I am not very cool? Oh ya...I'm the one that put my name on the Guestbook somthing like "Doorway, Gate or Cellar door to all your dildos" as you like to go to. This is a DIRECT quote from "Gate"..."i hope i get an eating disorder and die so i can liek haunt u forever"....uh...actually no...this makes sence...if you died, your ugly mug would probably haunt me forever! and ever...and ever. And who gets eating disorders? what kind of pussy are you! (actually you're a lice and wart infested one)...that's all I have to say.
First Name : nick
URL :
favourite PUNK band : backstreetboys
favourite PUNK album : toxic
biggest disappointment in punk history : ur band
Comments : you suk
Your thoughts on war : its awsome
NICK YOU MORON. Don't you notice that i intenually made the word punk bigger! Oh no wait...you're trying to be funny like strohan!!..Be right back while I puke up my pancreas from laughing. This next insault will be in Nick's lanuage..."u r not kool. ur grammer is rong! brb i g2g get my shuvel...lol". Nick, Nick, Nick...your comedy is mediocer (and that's being generous), your spelling is bad, your fat, and u put less detail in your guestbook signings then Jessica...oh wait...no you don't...close though.
I think that if your going to make fun of me...at least give me enough material to work on! This post is only 5 lines and i'm already bringing it to an end!................................cut your hair.
CLICK HERE TO READ ALLLL OF SHAUNA THE FAGGOT'S QUEER ASS SIGNING...DON'T WORRY ITS NOT FECAL JAPAN...hehehe
Shauna Shauna Shauna...I put all those posts togethor because they are ALL by Shauna (or they arn't by Shauna, they are all from some equally gay faggot). I think that whoever did this 1) obviously likes our site and 2) has NO life and spends all their time writing lame fat jokes and 3) is gay. I am now almost ready to pull the plug on the whole Guestbook, since all it is a place where people spend about 2 hours writing these detailed guestbook signings! I DO NOT CARE. I read all those shit posts and laughed...yes that's right, I laughed. Because once again, these people (or person) is yo much of a pussy to put your (and or their) real name! IS THAT TO MUCH TO ASK. Just put your real name so I can 1) make fun of you less for being a pussy and 2) make fun of you more for finding out that this person is actually some big pussy nerd pile of bitch. And I ecspecially want to respond to one comment made "You brag about your hits" Hell ya we do! If you had almost 2000 hits you would too! but wait...you pussy's don't have a site...and if you did, the title would be called somthing like "____ page-o-fun" (insert the name of the fag who wrote that into the blank...kinda like how he also inserts his penis into the hole where his cajonaes used to be after I shot them off with my sawed-off shotgun)...And about the fat jokes...ya, i'm fat, so fucking what (that's a good song) being "large" is awsome...since I have the advantage of being able to sumo you into ravines. I think that for the people (or person) who wants me to kill myself...guess what, i'm not. And if I did, i'd become a ghost to haunt every nerd fuck on the face of Saskatoon cough*shauna,whitney,laura sayer,kylie,raven*cough...odd cough that, odd cough indeed.
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