I know what you must be thinking, and no, we do not usually even mention the word "rap" on this site. Merely saying the word "rap" may cause instant staralization. But that's besides the point...
The topic at hand is Da Band. Let's first start off with the name. "Da Band" even the name is bad! But, then again, you can't say "Bad" without "Da Band!". Da Band is the most uncreative name for a band I have ever heard. The name sounds like a 5th grade band that were extremely uncreative so they just made their name "The Band" (which they thought would be SO un-creative, that in theory it would be genious!...[nice logic dumass]). ANYWAYS, so these 5th graders had no music sense so they started listening to rap for some musical insperation...then they listened to so much _______ (insert name of gangster here) that their brains turned into a big soup of bling bling, cadillacs, drugs and STD's. So they couldn't pronounce their own band name so "Da Band" was born!
Oh sweet jesus I got side-tracked...ANYWAYS. As I was saying, Another reason why I don't like "Da Band" is because they
a) were formed by the means of making money off a shitty MTV show
b) They were "hand picked" by P-Diddy-Doggy-Brotha-Yo
c) They are robots
"Da Band" Are merely a follow up season of a shitty MTV show. Honestly, the creators, directors and producers of Making The Band 2 will make more money then "Da Band" Will ever make in their music career. Look at the boy band that came out of the uterous we know as MTV, they are dead for all the youth of today are concerned. I bet my face that in 2 years you will not even know "Da Band" exists...no...give it 1 year...NO...give it 10 seconds.....tick tock tick tock......wait.....who are "Da Band"?
ps: Holy jesus that was a long sentance!
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