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Cheap Sex! To do the nasty with these guys I'd pay at least $200. But seriously, I gotta thank my droogs on the west coast for showing me the sweetness of Cheap Sex. Cheap Sex seriously rocks my bod. I love em. Great political lyrics, street punk sound, topped off by ear-splitting vocals. Their singer (Mike Virus) is in, you guess it, The Virus and I love his voice, it seriously makes me have an orgasm of pure punk rock pleasure. Just look as these guys, man, they look like they could blow and curbstomp an emo kid like it was 1977. They have two albums out right now, I haven't heard much of the second album, but I hear it rules. As for the first album (Launch Off To War), I love it. The songs on it are incredible. My favorite songs are Launch Off To War, If Society, Consume and Consume, and Take A Chance. So check em out. Are you listening to them...? You obviously are not because you are still reading this article. GO!!! Wait, just click here to hear a radical Cheap Sex song.
lead guitar: CHRIS BLITZ
drums: GABE SEX
bass: CHANCE
rhythm guitar: PHIL