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Coheed and Cambria, these guys are awful. They have to be one of the sissiest bands ever. They're singer's voice is higher pitched than a kid being kicked in the nuts while his voice cracks. When he sings, glass shatters everywhere within a 10 mile radius, the next 10 miles the glass only cracks. dogs howl worldwide, and the only way to escape it is to jam headphones down your ears and pop a Punk Domain CD into your discman. Seriously, these guys are EMO to the max. Coheed and Cambria, what does that even mean!? And don't tell me that has some hidden meaning like Nickelback, (A member worked at subway and if you got this deal, and you payed with a $10 bill, you got a nickel back.... Nickelback) because I just don't have the time to learn about it. I looked up coheed in the dictionary and... imagine that, IT WASN'T THERE! So, I looked up cambria and got this: "one of the four countries that make up the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland; during Roman times the region was known as Cambria". What the hell kind of name is that for a band! And what kind of nerd would know that! Cripes.
