january 18th 2004
wow its been one hell of a long time since ive updated so i decided to... update?
well i put a new song on the site... im in LOVE with that song.. well ive loved that song since it first came out but ANYWAYSSSS
exam week is this week... great... another failure for me :| i have no future... oh well thats my life
well im gonna go study or sumthing (or not)
LATER DAYSSSSSS


december 29th
its 5 days after christmas and im BORED OUTTA MY MINDDDDDDDDDDDDD
oh well...
i wanna go shoppingggggg damnittttt -.0..... arrrrrrrrrrrr
well i really have nothing else to say so uhhhhh
later daysssssssss


december 20th
well i decided to update the song to a funny-type song cuz i dunno im in a weirdo mood so yeah
so yeah well uhhhh yeah so its 4/5 days till chrismassssss since i get presents both dayssss ^ ^
well ill best be off now :)
LATER DAYSSS
chantal :)

december 16th
RIP jordan... :(



hellooooooooooo peopleeeeee its me once again on december..... 14thh yaay
well i just got over the ugly flu :| andd yeah i decided 2 update a tad :)
well i made a NEW layout which will be up as soon as im not too lazy 2 change pretty much EVERYTHING about the site
so keep checking back its coming sooon yaaaay the cuteness :)
welll i guess thats all im gonna say for now so
LATER DAYSSSSS


well i just updated the site a tad... its december ... 9th yeah thats it 9th...
i put a new song its called i want my life by smile empty soul... good song good song...
christmas is in 15 daysssss!!!!!! woo hooooooooooo :) i love christmas and SNOW i love snow
a lot of people hate it but i enjoy it thoroughly... go me
so yeahh uhhhh thats pretty much all i had 2 sayy so... im gonna leaf now (hahah go leafsssss)
LATER
chantal :)


hellooooooooooooooooooooo peoplesssssssssss?
this is my NEw and improved (i guess) layout... awwwwww poor homestar runner...
OH WELL TOO BAD
hahahahha well everything is Changedededed and everything is now red and black --evilest and best colours EVERRR--
well look around and enjoyyyyyy :)
thank yahhhhhh
chantal ^_^

Finally a joke that explains what it's like to be Canadian...
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He
inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of
satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look
Michael, look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet,"
replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's
going to be a place of great balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still
confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example,
Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while
Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a
hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there
is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different
countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be
very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large landmass in
the top corner and asked, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's
Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains,
lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline. The people from Canada
are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be
found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and
high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and
carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice
hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; "What about
balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!" God replied wisely. "Wait
until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them...."

is my site coolio or what?�
yes very! EWW NEVERRR



My neighbor's kids were pissing me off, so I ate them.

I was sitting home the other day, staring at the wall when I heard my neighbor's kids playing outside. I got pissed off and opened my window and found a group of kids playing grab ass. I started yelling at them and shaking my fists in the air. The kids started to laugh, so I went inside to get my shovel. When I came outside they started to run off, so I chased after them with my shovel but I couldn't keep up and I almost had a heart attack (which would have pissed me off even more, but at least if I died, I'd have become an evil spirit that haunts children). The next day I bought a bear trap and set it outside my house. That evening when I was eating vegetarians, I heard the bear trap clamp one of the kids. I ran outside and found my neighbor's kid trapped in the clamp, so I took him inside and ate him. http://maddox.xmission.com













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