Without an Ab-machine?
An oh-so-handy dico-matic,
For all those stupid mindless fanatics,
All have some sort of hidden fee,
With a lifetime guarantee...
Infomercials late at night,
Turn us all zombie like,
Amazed by what their product can do,
Express delivery straight to you,
Everytime theres more and more,
It's not available in stores...
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Try it freen for 30 days,
At least thats what the commercial says,
A $50 thing for $19.95,
What a deal - I'll give it a try...
Diet pills and cleaning products,
How could we possibly live without it?
Hair removeal and cheap wax,
You can return it if it grows back,
Cookers, slicers, and anything else,
Winds up on the basement self...
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Call in the next 15 minutes and we'll throw something in free!
Everythings sold seperatly,
Use your credit card and it's half price,
How can you turn away such a device?!
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