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by: Dir en grey
setting: club
overall rating: 10^_^
silliness factor: pretty dang silly�but not intentional
messed up factor: High
should i watch it? YES! most definatly
so we open with shots (bad pun) of a very dead kyo and toshiya. the whole vid has the same concept of a terrintino movie of starting at the end. (i guess the idea was to give it an air of not so subtle mystery?) then we flash to a not dead kyo sitting in a booth with a microphone and a primitive radio(?) with flashing lightbulbs, smoking. then there are well edited flashes of past events that you can�t really make out because of added special effects�but they look cool. then it�s a really nice shot of die walking across a dance floor looking very sexy. he pulls a gun out and the people on the dance floor don�t appear too concerned about this. die walks over to a little screened off area that has couches, soon to be dead kyo, toshiya and an odd assortment of underlings. then the film rewinds and we are now watching die walk through a darkish hallway�sexily. then more shots of soon to be dead kyo caressing a female member of his and toshiya�s groupies, more die, then kyo in the booth watching this on a tv screen. then enters shinya in a lovely high necked-sleeveless dress and feather boa with a hair do favored by prom going females of the early to mid 90�s. we also see that the bartender is kaoru in another ghastly hat�this time with a dead fox. more shots of kyo and toshiya caressing people of both genders, and die playing foosball (all good trendy dance clubs should have a foosball table) and still managing to look sexy�even while playing foosball, a rather difficult task. then kyo in the booth sings for us for a brief moment and shinya suits down at the bar. bartender kaoru slips shinya a drink that looks like it could eat varnish off woodwork and there are more shots of soon to be dead kyo and toshiya feeling people up. the coaster of the toxic looking drink is in fact a message to shinya. shinya walks into the ladies room where there is a passed out man on the floor (what kind of club is this??!!). there is a lot of clever editing and we glimpse shinya going into a stall, kyo in the booth looking like he�s trying to remember something, toshiya caressing soon to be dead kyo, and kaoru pulling out a walkie-talkie and communicating with die (he has a wire in his ear) who walks over to where toshiya and soon to be dead kyo are sitting and pulls out a gun. meanwhile in the bathroom shinya is sitting in one of the stalls, he pulls his dress aside and we get a very nice look at shinya�s thighs in fishnet�he also has scalpels strapped to one of them. shinya slowly slides one out. kaoru pulls a gun out of hammer space* and we get a nice close up of shinya�s thigh. then there is a lot of editing that happen: we flash between die walking steadily towards soon to dead kyo and toshiya, kaoru at the bar looking scary and plotful, in the booth kyo singing and looking around, shinya in the bathroom, groping  and kaoru walking over to kyo and toshiya with a tray of drinks, one of which looks like milk. (at this point i devoted brain cell activity to wonder who would order milk in a country where a large portion of the population can�t digest it�or what else could this drink be? i then stopped paying attention and was forced to back up).  shinya leaves the bathroom and the guy on the floor throat is cut. die makes it across the dance floor to where soon to dead kyo and toshiya are sitting and waves his gun around (that sounds mildly suggestive). kyo and toshiya�s groupies make a token attempt to help them�only to be faced with kaoru with a gun and an �i don�t think so� expression followed by them all running away. die shoots and a bowl of fruit (this raises another �why is that in a dance club� questions) explodes. die slowly raises the gun to soon to be dead kyo�s forehead (for some reason this is very hot) and then it cuts to what WAS now dead kyo�s perspective of die shooting�.then it goes black. the vid finishes with  shots (i really don�t mean this as a pun, REALLY! please believe me!!!!) of bloody dead kyo.
*hammer space is a term developed by punk-chan to refer to things that appear from NOWHERE. like in cartoons and animes where the characters pull large hammers or mallets from seemingly thin air
here, have some screen caps:
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