Lord Shiva & Talu (Who don't have hair)

One day there was a boy called name Talu (who don't have hair.). All the people call him talu he doesn't like the name Talu. So one day he went to the Lord Shiva's place and he said" god please give me one word that who called me talu then his hair also bacame Talu. Then the shiva gave him word. One day he was going to the house his friend called him talu. Then there's friend's alsobacame Talu. One day he was sleeping with his brother and his brother called him talu then he also became talu. And he was going to the shiva's place and shiva also called him Talu then Shiva also became talu.

 

Lady and friend

One day three lady was talking eachother then in that day they have to go for Party. One girl said that my father have white hair I will come in party in white dress. Another also my father has black hair I will come in black Saree.. Then this is turn of another girl she said my father haven't hair I will come in party naked.Without clothes.

 

Nepal and other countries

One-day Nepal, India, China & Japan are visiting. Then China said in my country there are so many shirts and he through the shirts. And Japan said in my country there are so many cars then Japan also through the the cars then India said in my country there are so many dust particles and India through it . Then it's turn of Nepal Nepal said in my country there are so many Indian guy then Nepal through the Indian guy.

 

Harkya and his friend

One day Harkya and his friend walking to the street and Harkya said that my new teacher is a Magicians and his friend ask why? He answered that Tomorrow I haven't done homework so teacher gives me the punishment to stay like cock so he make me cock. That's why.

 

Student and teacher

One day in school the teacher was teaching the student about " what is your father name and mother name.One boy is disturbing the class and the teacher angrily said what is your father name and mother name then he can't give the answer then the teacher said that go to home and ask to your father that what is your father name and also ask to your mother that what is your name. And he went to the house and there in his house her mother ad father was fighting eachother then the boy ask to his father what is my father name his father answered your's mom head then he remember then also he ask to his mother what is your name she answered your's father head. Then is also he remember. And he went to the school while he was going to the school he saw the bad mug and he remember it and he saw the picture of the Michael Jackson and he also remember it at last he saw the dating girl and boy and they are talking about to go in cinema to see pictures and the boy said now not darling we will go to tomorrow. He also remember it then he reach to the school then his teacher ask him what is your father name he answered your mother's head and what is your mother name he answered your's father head. The teacher angry and said What do you think yourself he told Michael Jackson, ask what do you think to this school he said bad mug the teacher angry and ask I will take you to the principal's room she said the student said now not darling tomorrow.

 

Shanti and his mother

Oneday shanti's mother is telling shanti that don't still the food still's food are very not testy then shanti saidI stole the apple in the kitchen that apple was ver tasty you are wrong.HAHAHAHAHAHAAH

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