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| Never raise your hand in anger;it leaves your midsection unpretected You can get more donw with a kind word and losts of cash than you can with a kind word alone. You're always helpful and share your advice. But most of us wish you would stop. If less is more, then your wisdom is boundless. The problem with commen sense is that finding it is not very commen. They have drugs for your kind of problem. But the side effects are terrible. Don't believe in TV comercials. Cars cannot make you sexier; only money can do that. It is easier to forgive your enemies after you get even with them. You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back. If there are two ways to spell a person's name, you will pick the wrong one. Tonight you may sleep like a baby. You'll wake up and cry every two hours. You will meet a tall stranger. Give him your wallet, and you wont get hurt. |
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