Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question, "yes" is the answer.
Thank god I was raised catholic, so sex will always be dirty. -John Waters
Guys are like roses, ya gotta watch out for the pricks.
Guys are like slinkies, it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
Just remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Bondage is Knot for everyone.
If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
School is a lot like prison. The sex ya want, you aint gettin', and the sex you gettin', you don't want.
Homer's Ghost: Marge, ya gotta help me, I have to do one good deed to get into heaven.
Marge: well I got a whole list of chores: Clean the garage, paint the house..."
Homer's Ghost: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm just trying to get in, I'm not runnin' for Jesus.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
He gave one final sigh of satisfacation, then he put down the peguin.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away