| "Mmm, that's GOOD plastic explosive!"---Sideshow Bob Oh boy! Buffalo testicles! (Homer) What a day, Milhouse. The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them, as in my understanding. (Bart) Flanders:"Sounds like we hit something." Homer:"I HOPE IT WAS FLANDERS!" Homer: "The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me." Homer: "Where is Bart, anyway he's dinner's getting all cold and eaten." Quimby: "I admit I used the city treasury to fund the murder of my enemies, but as Gabbo would say, "I'm a bad widdle boy! |
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| BLONDE INVENTIONS 1. Non stick Cellotape 2. Solar Powered Flash Light 3. A black highlighter pen 4. Glow in the dark sunglasses 5. Inflatable Anchor 6. Smooth Sandpaper 7. Waterproof sponge 8. Waterproof Teabags 9. AC adapter for Solar powered calculators 10. Fireproof Matches 11. Fireproof Cigarettes 12. Battery powered Battery Charger 13. Seatbelts for Motorbikes 14. Hand powered Chainsaw 15. Inflatable Dartboard 16. Silent Alarm Clock 17. A Pedal powered wheelchair 18. Braille Drivers Manual 19. Double sided playing cards 20. Ejector seats for Helicopters 21.Waterproof Towels |
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