Famous SLUTS!
Britney, Christina, Jessica, Mandy,
When guys are horny, they come in handy!
Get on stage and flaunt their tits,
Singing their corny, # 1 hits.
Concert here, photoshoot there,
Fakeness, Fakeness, Everywhere!
Fucked their way up to the top,
Why won't someone make them stop?
Put some clothes on, spare me please --
All that plastic makes me sneeze!
Why are they famous? It's so not fair!
Fakeness,Fakeness, Everywhere!
BITCH...
*The Infamous Bitch Poem*
Everyday I give thanks to the Goddess, I have two mounds upon my bodice.
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee, Can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon, Can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas, Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long, At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles at any cost, And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
Let me tell you men Listen to me boys Those things in your pants That you treat as toys
You love them more then we ever will We would rather suck on a cold pickled dill
I never forget an important date, You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies with lots of gore, Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch, And just 'cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch!
I don't wear the same underwear everyday, The food in my fridge has no sign of decay.
Don't burp, don't belch and I certainly don't fart, Ballet, not football, is what I consider an art.
Don't say to your friends, "Oh yeah, I can get her" - In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Would you look at my face, Not at my chest!
I don't have a problem, Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.
I know all you men Think that you're "IT" But compared to a woman You just ain't SHIT!
Don't call me a girl, A babe or a chick. I am a WOMAN, Get it, you prick?!
Bitch Stands For...
Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute and Happy
Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute and Horney
Being In Total Control of Herself
The First Time!
Its your first time, as you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while, searching for an excuse out. He refuses to be swayed, as he approaches you. He asked if your afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience than you, But its the first time his finger has found the right place. He goes deeply and you shiver. He's gentle just like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him and that hes done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to pleed and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time wanting to cause you little pain as possible as he presses closer going deeper. You feel the tissue give away. Pain surges through out your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned, and ask you if its too painful, your eyes are filled with tears, but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins moving in and out with skill, but you are now too numb too feel him within you. After a few friendzied moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you and you lay panting, glad to have it over. he looks at you smiling warmly and tells you with a slight chuckle that you have been his most stuborn yet, His most rewarded experience. You smiled and thanked your dentist after all it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
-Author Unknown
Life...
Speed, weed, Rock and Roll
Sex, Drugs, and Birth Control
Lifes a Bitch, Then you Die
Fuck the World, lets get high!
Love hurts
From the moment I looked into yours eyes I knew I loved you.
From the moment you held me in your arms and kissed me so swetly, I knew I loved you.
Even when we fought with each other I knew our love wouldn't end.
but all those days are gone now. All those days of loving you are gone.
I feel like i've been shot through the heart and trampled upon.
I miss the arms that held me so tightly and the lips that kissed me so sweetly. now those days are gone,
and your love with them. I just have to say that love hurts.
-Marcus Mahony-
