| random thoughts and quotes |
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| "your butts not THAT big" uh, yes it is. |
| "can i touch it?"- creepy lady on the street |
| person x: oh, are you a dancer? jen: no, but i like hippoes. |
| why is lightning scarier when theres no rain? |
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| "dont have an affair with the podium!" |
| "forward HO!" |
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| people are so weird. person m was all laughing at me cuz i was freaking out over a wasp. a wasp could sting you in your eye and you could be blind. but person m is super afraid of spiders and some other insects. thats not funny to person m. whats up with that? |
| student: what kind of bird is that? teacher: its a whale.. |
| LOOK!!! my boob's skin colored! |
| i hate sitting at home all day bored off my ass and then going out for a few hours at night. whats up with that. |
| peanut, peanut butter, and RITA!!! |
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| "ssssss..... ssssss ..... sssssss" <<<what happens when i "silently" try to figure out how to say "super brat" with a british accent |
| at like 8:30 am... "its soo tuper early... dammit! i means its too tuper... soo tuper... DAMMIT! its early!!!!" |
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