"Cheating in this class is tolerated. Anything you can do to improve, do it" - Bro. Saia

Harold King was locked in prison during the houlcaust, because the authorities were afraid of him. When they tried to tell him the kingdom was all in his imagination, Harold replied: "If it's a product of my imagination, why are you afraid?"

"We live our lives by limitations. We know if we jump off a cliff we'll die. We don't go around saying I wish I could jump off a cliff" - Sis. McSpadden on limitations God sets for us

"A father has a special chair. No one is to sit on that chair, except for him. There are many other chairs that the children can use, only that one they aren't allowed to touch. If that child sits in that chair, it's showing disrespect for the father's  authority" - Bro. Sprinkle on Adam and Eve's sin

"My wife is the nucleaus and everything in my life rotates around her" - Bro. Quartez

"Everything in existence is in domination by God" - Bro. Saia

"How is it that Jesus was a king before 1914? Jesus was ruling as king over the annointed, although he had not yet become king of the heavenly government" - Bro. Saia

"Heb. 10:12,13 says Jesus was to wait until Jehovah placed his enemies as a stool for his feet. When was that "until"? 1914." - Bro. Saia

"Some people say, The Devil made me do it. How true that is" - Bro. Saia on Satan's impact on the world

"You vote some of these men into office, and then you complain about the job they do. You voted them in! Either put up or shut up!" - Bro. Saia

"They feel sorry for us because they think we're crazy" - Sister Louise

"The Devil was cast down in Oct. of 1914. Interestingly WW1 started in July. Why do you think it started BEFORE the devil was cast down? Possibly to take he focus off Jesus' inaugeration? As a smokescreen? Something to think about." - Bro. Saia

"Would you say that blood is thicker than holy spirit?" - Bro. Saia on communication with difellowshipped family members

"If you break your bone, and it needs to be adjusted, how do you think that feels? So if someone has to be readjusted spiritually, how do you think they feel? So can you see the reason we may not want to take everything they say about the elders as truth?" - Bro. Saia

"Something's made me sneezy" - Bro. Hendrix

"You've had a few more minutes of fun and games to make up for the theivery that occured before the break." - Bro. Hendrix on Bro. Saia running overtime

"Like a fingerprint, these prophecies were fulfilled exactly" - Bro. Hendrix

"The district overseers aworkin'.  diggin' and scratchin' to get up this talk" - Bro. Hendrix on his part at the Circuit Assembly

"We might stand still and see the swalvation of God. Or Jehovah might say, "Go now ahead and tell them they're gonna die!" " - Bro. Hendrix on Armaggedon

"Breaking News: Churches being burned." - Bro. Hendrix

"When that happens, are you gonna go out preaching that day? Take a day off. We might get a change of message. The ark door closes. No changes. No repentence." - Bro. Hendrix

"Gone with the wind and the rain in your hair" - Bro. Hendrix

"Do you think it's gonna come tonight? Watch out! If it does, class is dismissed. If you see Babylon being burned, don't come in!" - Bro. Hendrix

"I told you I had no mind" - Bro. Hendrix

"I wish I would have made that donation. I wish I would have spent more time in service to Jehovah. Wishy wishy wishy. Wishy Washy" - Bro. Hendrix on using our time now

"One day will be the last day. Are you ready?" - The Watchtower

"Live each day in this system like it's the last." - Bro. Boyd

"Sometimes we need a shock." - Bro. Hendrix

"If we're not ready, too bad. Jehovah is not gonna give us a vision and say "are your eady tonight?" It happens when it happends." - Bro. Hendrix

"Don't be reaching out from an alley and stomping people." - Bro. Hendrix

"When a tiger kills a deer, they don't arrest the tiger do they?" - Bro. Saia on the difference between animal life and human life

"If all the sperm that produced all of the people in the world were laid side by side, the entire area would cover only an inch" - Watchtower 5/15/87 pg.3

"How many of you would give your child up for someone on death row?" - Bro. Saia on Jesus' ransom

"Jehovah allows things to happen to us to see what kind of a person we are" - Bro. Saia

"When some one says "Well you believe only a 144,000 go to heaven!" what do you say? Think in terms of questions. Ask them "Well you're right. But who do YOU say the 144,000 are?" We don't need to explain our beliefs. They know it already." - Bro. Saia

"If they're home and look out the blinds, wave at them. They've been caught!" - Bro. Saia on hiding househoulders

"Some forget that 60 or 65 is not the age of the highway." - Bro. Saia on speeding

"A college professer was once trying to make a point to his students about snap decisions. He said "there is a woman. She has syphulus, her husband is an alcholic, She has two deaf kids, one mentally retarded, and one died as a baby. Now she's pregnant again. How many of you would say she should have an abortion?" Every single one of the hands went up. "Congratulations" the professer said. "You've just aborted Beethoven" " - Bro. Saia on abortion

"We want to have the Tom Sawyer principle. He had a job to do, painting the fence. But what did he do? He made it seem so fun all the other kids wanted to try it. They ended up painting the whole fence for him. So when we want to encourage someone to pioneer, make it seem like so much fun that they have to get in on it" - Bro Hendrix

"Don't be a catty pioneer. What do catty pioneers say? "Me-hours" "Me-hours". " - Bro. Hendrix

"He should be helped to see the error of his ways without you calling him a rascal" - Bro. Hendrix

"Don't let them tell you "I'm gonna die if I don't get this, and you're the murder". " - Bro. Hendrix on helping others materially when not necessary

"Ask not what your congregation can do for you, but what you can do for your congregation" - Bro. Saia

"If the pioneers don't agree with the elders, or start complaining about the way things are done, you'll have a ripple effect through the congregation. The same as if you threw a pebble into a placid lake" - Bro. Saia

"You can complain to the C.O. and he's not gonna come in with a whip. Put your money where your mouth is. Do something about it. Of course, that doesn't mean you can be the Lone Ranger" - Bro. Saia