"If a person follows their heart, it's gonna lead to disaster" - Bro. Saia

"Adam could have said, I have thirteen more ribs. Let's try another one" - Bro. Saia on Adam's eating of the fruit with his wife

"There are close to 4o or 50 thousand people disfellowshipped EACH YEAR" - Bro. Saia

"There's only one independant person. Jehovah. Everyone else relys on God for life." - Bro. Saia

"Can you imagine a marquee running across your forehead telling people exactly what you were thinking about them? Well Jehovah sees all your thoughts." - Bro. Saia

"Don't be a phantom pioneer" - Bro. Saia on the importance of going out in service

"Even the worst brother is better than a worldy man" - Bro. Saia on marrying only in the Lord.

"This wasn't just any rib Eve was created from. Girl, this was PRIME rib! The man was perfect!" - Bro. Hendrix

"A woman's like fine crystal. A man is a sturdy mug" - Bro. Hendrix

"It should be headship, not hardship" - Bro. Hendrix

"If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, she won't turn out an old nag" - Bro. Hendrix

"When in doubt, whip it out" - Bro. Hendrix on headcoverings for sisters

"A wise wife is going to make it possible for her husband to see his error without hitting him in the nose" - Bro. Hendrix

"The cage that confines the canary keeps the cat out" - Bro. Hendrix on restrictions

"Aren't we glad we can make the Devil mad as all get out?" - Bro. Saia