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| MJ'S Ceo of his new Tee-Shirt company caught on tape pickin his nose, and flickin it on booing bystanders. |
| Santa Maria, Caif (PE)- While entering his day into court, the famous pop star decided to hold a Grand opening campaign for his new tee-shirt "Innocent" when his Neverland Ranch ferris wheel operator, and newley installed CEO for his tee-shirt campaign was caught picking his nose and flicking the matter at bystanders booin . Micheal Failed to comment much on the subject by commenting only "that we all have beautiful colorful tee-shirts for all of my little children |
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| Syracuse, New York (PE)-Man Sues Mcdonalds franchise, saying he wasnt warned Big Macs had two all beef patties, and his big mac bun didnt have any sesame seeds. "I bought a Big Mac, as I was enjoying it a employee came over and said, "enjoy that double beef patty on a toasted sesame bun", I immediately began puking on my mother in law where I was getting ready to tell her I was proposing to her daughter. The man is suing Mcdonalds for multiple negligence claims and told reporters that He is not allowed to have two all beef patties because of his undesclosed religion. |
| Man pukes and sues Mcdonalds |
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| Ankara, Turkey (PE) Mehmet Ali Agca, the man who shot and seriously wounded Pope John Paul II in 1981, who said he was in mourning of the death of the "spiritual leader" Died Later This evening from a gunshot wound. |
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| Agca whom was serving a 10 year prison sentence for the 1979 murder of a prominent Turkish newspaper editor and an additional seven years for commandeering a taxi and an Istanbul robbery Died while his daily floor cleaning. Agca who couldve been released from jail as this year because of recent changes to the Turkish Law, was bent down cleaning around the urinal when the chief guards gun Misteriously dishcarged in the back of Agca head immediately killing him Funeral arrangements have not been made at this time according to his sister |
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| Vatican City, Rome (PE) Ron Jeremey asked by the Vatican to take place of Cardinal that will be taking place of the late John Paul II. |
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| Vatican City, (PE) - When Pope John Paul II created new cardinals in 2003, he announced he was keeping one name in secret, or in perctore, "Meaning "in the heart." Earlier Monday evening Archbishop Pietro Moomster announced that John Paul II wrote in his apostolic journal Ron Jeremey would perfectly give a new blend to the Apostolic Law. Archbishop Moomster noted some changes in apostolic law concerning the journal wont be locked up in the Sistine Chapel until they all have made a decision between all of the Vatical law officials. Ron Jeremey could not be contacted as he cannot have any contact with other people, meaning he cannot watch tv or even listen to the radio until the cardinals reach a Verdict on the this. |
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| Whats this Hulkamaniacs? |
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| NO TEE SHIRTS ? |
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| "Snap into it" |
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| Turning Skull, for FREE |
| Amuse your friends for hours, with this skull that turns around and around. Just Sit here and watch it turn or click and paste it on your Desktop.. Thanks to the Psychotic Programmers this will turn all night long |
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