Quotes!!

"We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience."
~~Pierre Teohard de Chardin (1881-1955)

"Not all who wander are lost."
-JRR Tolkein

"The call of death is a call of love. Death can be sweet if we answer it in the affirmative, if we accept it as one of the great eternal forms of life and transformation."
~~Hermann Hesse

"Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times."
-Anon.

"A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says...What is this, a joke? "
--Unknown

"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything - even poverty - you can survive it. "
--Bill Cosby

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us. "
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

"A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. "
--Erin Majors

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-- Albert Einstein

"Waiter, there's no fly in my soup!"
-- Kermit the Frog

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. "
-- Tom Clancy

"I like nonsense; it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living; it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities. "
-Dr. Seuss

"You have to find something that you love enough to be able to take risks, jump over the hurdles and break through the brick walls that are always going to be placed in front of you. If you don't have that kind of feeling for what it is you're doing, you'll stop at the first giant hurdle."
- George Lucas

"Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough. "
- Oprah Winfrey

"I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious ambiguity."
- Gilda Radner

"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."
Marty Feldman.

"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
Robin Williams.

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
Steven Wright.

"You know, I think I could fall in love with him."
- Me.

"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
Robin Williams

"No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world."
Robin Williams