Stupid Quotes

I just checked out "Jake heaven" and saw that Jake quote thingy from that Disney magazine thingy majig and I cracked up. What did Jake say, what was his quote??

"Happy Birthday Disney Adventures!" -Jake Lloyd

Come on now! Be a bit more creative! I mean, you could say:

" I love your magazine, thanks for doing an article on me! Happy birthday!" Or something!

Then comes Jay Leno.

Here is the convo.

Jake Lloyd: I would only take a cheese to a dance.

Jay Leno: A cheese???

Jake Lloyd: Well, it's (starts in low, shy voice) better than....

HELLO?

He is so dumb sometimes, and he can be mean and rude too. LOL.