A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words

Welcome, welcome! Here I look into my magic ball (yeah right!) and analyze young Jake Lloyd's thoughts (and maybe the thoughts of a few other people around him....). Enjoy!

"..... oh, and I brought my friend, Ally McBeal, with me to the show! Isn't she lovely!?!"

"Anakin, when you are grown you can wear all the black leather you'd like, but right now you live in MY house under MY rules!"

Narrator: And now we see young Jake Lloyd, he claims to have spent all Summer in the hot Tunisian Deserts, but it doesn't show. He is as pale as a Pennsylvanian!

"Okay Arnie boy! You've got 5 minutes to get that Turbo Man to this house or else!"

"Nobody notices the blood on my face, they just keep filming! That's what they do to us underpaid actors!"

Host of Interview: "Hey Jake! Show them your imitation of Haley Joel Osment!"

"I'll tell you ONE thing they forgot to put on my resume, too much sun gives me baaaaad gas! Ah!"

"Oh! Oh! The pretty colors!"

Director: "Jake, Stupid! YOu just gave away the fact that your not the one spinning tha ball!!!"