Inside the Head of Mr. Lloyd

Hiya! Guess what, I went to my crystal ball last night and found even more surprising comments from the head of Mr. Jake Christopher Lloyd! What a silly little boy, thinking all these mischievous and hilarious thoughts!

Hey! This candy machine better pop my 50 cents back out or give me some sour skittles! I'll sue those friggin vendors, you know, I have people who will do that for me, I AM a movie star!

Chorus: "The Itsy Bitsy Spider walked up the water spout, out came the SPAAAARKS and washed the spider out....."

Check out my Jake Lloyd voo doo doll!

Well duh, you need to have extra energy shields when you leave a well guarded trade federation planet. Hello? And YOU'RE a JEDI! Balderdash!

Oh my god! Don't go there girlfriend!

NARF!

You are now witnessing Anakin on a bad hair day!

Dun, dun, dun dun dun! Dun, dun, dun dun dun! Dunny dun! Dunny dun! Dunny dun! Dunnun!

I wost my foist toof yesterfay......... yes, i'fe wanted to be an actoi ever since I wasf this many (holds up two fingers).