Ok....I have a friend who can read minds!!! Even in pictures!!! Want to know what's really going on in the mind of Jake Lloyd? I even found part of the script that George Lucas didn't use!! Here's some examples:
"Natalie, I wrote a song for you! You are so beautiful, to me....."
"Motion sickness....Oh, these cheap props......I'm gonna puke!!
"God bless mommy, and Yoda, and all my evil little Sith friends. Amen."
Manakin...er..Anakin: Cold, so frickin' cold...
Padme: Ani? What's wrong?
Anakin: Duh! I'm cold. It's freezing in here, I mean, jeez, what do you people have the temperature set to, 50 degrees? Who is in charge of the thermostat, David Letterman?
Padme: Ani, you come from a desert world. And what are you, an idiot? Don't you know that space is cold? And in space, no one can hear you scream.
Anakin: What? Are you gonna kill me or something?
Padme: No, no. Alien is like, totally my favorite movie, and I just always wanted to say that.
"Oh no, no!! It's happening, it's happening!! Lucas Film warned me not to say anything!! AHHHH!!!"
"Then..er..um..they..I ...heh heh...um..so..then..they..like...heh heh heh....uh..they..er.."
"OK, just remember Jake, chicks dig the bugs, chicks dig the bugs, chicks dig the bugs...."
While Padme and Anakin are talking, Jar Jar has accidentally triggered a small thermonuclear warhead. As the counter on the nuclear bomb reaches zero, Jar Jar has also knocked over three shelves, driven a landspeeder through the nearest wall, and killed a man in sef-defense. Anakin looks over at him.
Anakin: Hit your nose!
Jar Jar: What?
Anakin: Hit yourself in the nose!
Jar Jar shrugs then punches himself in the nose. A sickening crackle can be heard.
Jar Jar: Owsa! Mesa bleeding over here!
Anakin: (speaking to Padme) Boy, your friend's pretty dumb. I've never seen anyone fall for that one before. Here, I'll take care of it. (He clicks heels together) There's nothing like a plot convenience, there's nothing like a plot convenience...
Suddenly, by sheer coincidence, Jar Jar trips and falls on the OFF switch, deactivating the bomb. The landspeeder turns out to be insured, and the man Jar Jar killed gets up and walks away.
