The Real Person Behind The Net Hype

Last Updated : 08/17/06

Here you will find all the relevant information on my real life persona, but please don't tell anyone as our society (and possibly our very reality) may be destroyed if my secret identity is revealed. 

When I started this website in late '96 I had a whole lot of free time on my hands. You know, high school outsider and all I really was housebound most of the time. So I started this site to attempt to compensate for my complete lack of a social life and it actually worked...kind of. It became this thing that started requiring updates and content to make it worthwhile to have on the net when I was most confident that absolutely NO ONE was going to visit it.  Ever persistent in gnawing at my mind it forced me to concede and carry out its will...

Okay, so maybe I just got bored again and again and wanted something to blame it on, so sue me.
Real Name : Justin Derek Lane
DOB : November 7, 1979
Age : Do the Math
Gender : Male (like, duh?!)
Height & Weight : Around 5'10" and 190
Hair & Eyes : Lt. Brown and Hazel
Email Accounts : [email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
Yahoo Messenger : pulswave
AOL IM : beastling69
MSN Messenger : [email protected]
Location : Anderson, California
Transportation : '82 Dodge Ram 150 (The BB)
Favorite Genre : Horror, SciFi, Fantasy
Cell Phone : Yes, though rarely used
Web/Online Nicks : Jayge
Knyte
Arktik`
Lan`e

Now that you have been introduced to the basic knowledge of my existence, here is some more useless nonsense for your enjoyment :

Super Teen Extraordinaire   You're the cool headed Spike. Not much gets to you...seemingly. You hold some inner pain, but you keep it hidden as best as you can. Inner pain or not, you are incredibly bad-ass
  Goofy, sweet, and a bit perverted. Usually your type tends to put an outward appearance of being a nutcase when they actually are quite serious and emotionally torn....and then some are just nutcases. (Strong, Silent, Baddie-buster) You are the one thing a video game can't exist without. You are the hero. You never are out for the count, and you just seem to get stronger. The people look up to you, but be careful...your sidekicks might start to think "mutiny".
(Snake-like) Although you are a good loyal person, your on the "wrong" side.. You probably make a lot of people cringe.. (Clever) You are intelligent and highly curious, which sometimes makes people think that you are evil. (Weirdo) Do you have delusions? You are quiet, but it's an eerie quiet. I don't trust you.
(Nuts-o Angel) You're like Rociel from the series, Angel Sanctuary . You probably break down into nervous fits of insane laughter a lot. It's also a pretty good possibility that you're pretty strong in your emotions for a sibling...be they good emotions or bad. You are also one of the few types of villans that would just assume crush higher beings than people. Clown Prince of Crime
(Kinda picked on) You're like Townsville from the series The PowerPuff Girls. You get picked on a lot don't you? Aww man, that sucks. But think of it this way, inside you rests a super strong hero that'll eventually make those bully's see you for what you really are. Too bad you're kinda violent...too bad for them that is. (note: we do not encourage you to go beat the crap out of people who call you names.) (Stepping between worlds) Your power isn't really a power...science did it (in the anime series Dual), but it's cool all the same. Your power is interdemensional travel. You can move freely betwen worlds...truely the free-est of the free.
Anime Soundtrack Hadouken You're like The Mantacore/Saotome from Boogiepop Phantom.
You're like Charlie Brown from Merry Christmas Charlie Brown. Nervous, clumsy, and can hardly even make toast, but at least he's a good man. He's kind hearted and always doing his best. He's honest and to be respected. (Devastation) You're weapon is the Angel Arm from Trigun. You're weapon is the extremely devestating Angel Arm. It's been known to destroy entire cities and put a giant crater in the moon. People must be frightened of you, or at least you'd like to think they are.
http://ydoc.myagora.net/ (Anime Hue) #210 you are unique and badass

I like comics, reading (mostly novels), the internet, good movies and good music, video/computer games and role-playing (mainly tabletop but online freeform isn't bad). My main collections include comic books and cards, posters, music, images (from the net, calendars, magazines, books, etc), and figures (action figures, statuettes, the really little plastic monster things...) among other things like Sobe and Snapple bottles. You can get a feel for my reading tastes HERE or see what I listen to THERE but be forewarned that the lists are not totally complete.

 

I started co-creating a fictional universe with a friend and it has turned out pretty good. You can check it out from the Contents page under "A Universe In Time" or under Blue Team on the Links page. I also have been drawn into the depths of Diablo II but have been taking a reprieve, you can find out about it at Blizzard.Com. Well, there ya go, all the information I want you to know about me all in one handy spot. You may now return back to the matrix or your decided reality ... OR ... you can click on the evil gun toting Pippi Longstocking nega-witch to see my poor demented photo.
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