Pulp
Master Of The Universe
(Jarvis Cocker, Russell Senior, Candida Doyle, Peter Mansell) 

*INTRO*
A      Gm
A      Gm

*VERSE*

A                          Gm
I am the master of this universe
                       A
And I've got so big it hurts
                                   Gm
Raise your eyes and raise and your knees
                   C
For your master is displeased
                              Dbm
Because you dare to doubt his word
                               C
His polished surface dulls and cracks
                                A
Your bitter laughter brakes his back

I am the master of this universe
I taught you everything you know
Now you must bear your master's curse
For I will not let you go
Now you must walk this town til dawn
In every public open place
Your master's look upon your face

Oh now look what you have done
You've spoilt it all for everyone
The master masturbates* alone
In a corner of your home
You feed him scraps when in the mood
You beat him hard and keep him nude
You've cut your master down to size
Now he cries and he cries now,

La la la la la la la...

And now he begs both night and day
He lets you take him on your knee
He comes** on losing consciousness
He dearly loves his new mistress

Now he repeats it every night, every night on point of death:
"You are the master of this universe"
Now he cries, and he cries, now!


*OUTRO*
A                          Gm   C
"You are the master of the universe!"
"You are the master of the universe!"