Pulp
I'm A Man
(Jarvis Cocker, Nick Banks, Candida Doyle, Steve Mackey, Mark Webber) 

Intro
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(Band Come IN)
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Laid here
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With your advertising sliding past my eyes
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Like cartoons from other people's lives
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I start to wonder
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What it takes to be a Man

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Well, I learned to drink
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And I learned to smoke
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And I learned to tell
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A dirty joke
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Oh, if that's all there is then there's no point for me

Chorus
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So please can I ask just why we're alive
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'Cos all that you do seems such a waste of time?
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And if you hang around too long you'll be a ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-an
(Tell me about it!)

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Your car can get up to a hundred and ten
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You've nowhere to go but you'll go there again
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And nothing ever makes no difference to a ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-an


So you stumble into town with your stomach in
Show 'em what you've got (though they've seen everything)
Yeah, you're a beauty, but they've seen your type before, oh

You've got no need
But still you want
To go and book
That restaurant
The wine will flow
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And then you'll just fly away, yeah

So please can I ask just why we're alive?
'Cos all that you do seems such a waste of time
And if you hang around too long you'll be a ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-an
(Tell me about it!)

Your car can go up to a hundred and ten
You've nowhere to go but you'll go there again
And nothing ever makes no difference to a ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-an

Oh, tell me 'bout it!

Please can I ask just why we're alive?
'Cos all that you do seems such a waste of time
And if you hang around too long you'll be a ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-an
(Oh tell, c'mon, tell me about it!)

Your car can get up to a hundred and ten
You've nowhere to go but you'll go there again
And nothing ever makes no difference to a ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-an
To a ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-an
To a ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-an

To a man
(That's what I am.)