Pulp
His 'n' Hers
(Jarvis Cocker, Russell Senior, Steve Mackey, Candida Doyle, Nick Banks) 

Intro

	       D
e -------------------17-------------------17---
B ------17-19-19--19---------17-19-19--19------
G ---16-------------------16-------------------

	       E
e -------------------19-------------------19---
B ------17-19-19--19---------17-19-19--19------
Bass
     D	
A ---5--5-5------5--5-5------5--5-5------5--5-5-----
E ----------5-----------5-----------5-----------5---

     E
A ---7--7-7------7--7-7------7--7-7------7--7-7-----
E ----------7-----------7-----------7-----------7---

Guitar riff

	     D			       E
D -----------------------------------------------
A ---2---4---5---5--5------5->7->5--4--4--2--2---   ->: slide
E -----------------------------------------------

	     D			      E
D -----------------------------------------------
A ---2---4---5---5--5------5--5\4--4--4\2--2--2--    \: pull off
E -----------------------------------------------

	      D			    E
D -----------------------------------------------
A ---2/4-2/4--0--0--0------0--2--0--2----2--2----    /: hammer on
E -----------------------------------------------

	      D			   E
D -----------------------------------------------
A ---2/4-2/4--2--0--0------0--2--0--2----2--2----
E -----------------------------------------------
1st verse (bass only)

      D
I've got the time
	    E
And you've got the space
	 D
I wanna wipe you down
	      E
And lick the smile off your face, the smile off your face
           D
Though we know that it's wrong
       E
Towel sets, matching combs
	 D				   E
Oh, it looks so good, but does it turn you on?
 
2nd verse (with guitar riff)

       D
Oh, I want you now
       E
And I need you here
      D
Lie down by the fire
	    E
And if the neighbours hear, the neighbours hear
	   D
'Cos they don't understand
	    E
What you've got in your hand
	D				   E
Oh, it looks so good, but does it turn you on?

Oh... yeah! 

Chorus

Bm		Bbm 		Bm
Are we going to do it again...
	Bbm 	Bm
...sideways?
			Bbm  	   Bm
I was stood in the queue when you came
	          Bbm	     Bm
Delivered me from his 'n' hers
		Bm
Yeah, pull the units down
		Bbm	 Bm
Deliver me from his 'n' hers
	    Bm
And when I saw his face
	  Bbm	    D
Oh it made me feel better, oh 

Oh, gone too far
You gave up hope
And the future's bleak
it's just a soap on a rope
a soap on a rope
Put the rope around his neck
Pull it tight
He's erect
And it looks so good but does it turn you on?
Oh... yeah!

Are we going to do it again?
Shove it in sideways
I was stood in the queue when you came
Delivered me from his 'n' hers
Yeah, pull the units down
Deliver me from his 'n' hers
And when I saw his face
Oh it made me feel better, oh
Oh oh oh oh

So we laid in bed afterwards
And she asked me: what made me frightened?
And I said: "I'm frightened of Belgian chocolates... 
I'm frightened of... pot pourri, 
I'm frightened of... James Dean posters... 
I'm frightened of twenty-six inch screens, 
I'm frightened of... of remote control, 
I'm frightened of endowment plans, 
I'm... I'm frightened of figurines, oh... 
I'm frightened of evenings... 
in the Brincliffe Oaks... 
searching for a... 
conversation... ohhh..."
"Oh you're stupid," she said.
And then she took my hand.
She took my hand and she said:
"I want... I want you... I want you to... 
I want you to touch... I want you to... touch me... 
I want you to touch me... oh!"

Are we going to do it again?
Shove it in sideways
I was stood in the queue, then you came
Delivered me from his 'n' hers
You pulled the units down
Delivered me from his 'n' hers
And when I saw his face
It made me feel better.