GULPED AND HANDED HIM THE NOW SOAKED ENVELOPE. “PROBLY,ENOFTER DENTURE PLEN.” RALPHALLEN SUGGESTED.AT THAT MOMENT O!ID ONLY THEN DID HE NOTICE THAT HE WAS SOAKING THE MAILIAN.HE DROPPED THE HOSE.THEN HE TOOK THE LETTER. “IT’S FORM WARSHINGTEN. WHAD YA KNOW?” HE WADDLED INTO THE HOUSE WERT EXCITED TO OPEN IT.WADDLED IS A MILD WAY TO PUT IT.NO ONE KNOWS WHY RALPHALLEN GOT1 T • RALPHaLLEN’ S JETS T DUMB • THIS WAS IN KANSAS •LORI LANES WAS POLSHING HER FURI~ITN~jE IN HER CHICAGO APARTMENT WHEN THE DOORMAN KNOC- ED AT THE DOOR.. “L.L~ THERE’S THE MAIL.” L.L WAS THE NAME SHE’D INHERITED SINCE CHILD HOOD FOR HER TOMBOYISH~ WAYS.SHE SET DOWN ThE NEWEST EDITION OF WORKING WALL STREET WOMAN AN]) OPENED ThE DOOR. “THANKS ,CHUCKY.” SHE TIPPED HIM A FIVE.HER TWO SISTERSCARRIE,AND HER HAIl SISTER SANDRA.SHE LEAFED THROUGH THE JUNK MAIL JUST AS CARRIE’ S HAND SNATC HE]) THREE IMPORTANT LOCKING LETTER BENEATh HER NOSE. CORI COULDN’T UNDERSTAND IT AS SHE BOARDED THE PLANE.IT WAS CNLT TWO MONTHS AGO SHE’D TAKEN THE TEST NOW,SHE WAS H-BADE]) FOR WASHINTON FOR HER “VERTIFICATE OF THANKS,AND YOUR TASK.AMERICA NEEDS YOU.” THE LETTER HAD SAID.WHAT CONFUSED HER WAS SHE AND ONLY SIX OTHER PEOPLE BESIDES HERSELF. CHILL DOWN LORDS YOU’RE LOSING IT.AS SHE BORDED ThE PLANE SHE FELT BETTER. SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE NERVOUS.THERE WAS A BIkUTIFUL RED HEAD,A TALL AND HANDSOME MALE,TWO LITTLE GIRL LOCKING BRUNETTES,A TOUGH SUPER LOCKING TALL GIRL WITH BLOND HAIR,AND THE FUNNIEST PEE WEE HERMAN AN]) ALPHALPHA LOCK ALIKE SHE’D EVER SEEN • THEY WERE ALL BUSY CHATTING AWAY7 LIKE THEY’]) KNOWN EACHCTHER FOR Y~GES.SHE WAS NOT SHY.NO WAYSHE’D BLOWN PEOPLES HEADS OFF BEFORE.SHE SAT CLOSE TO THE BLOND GIRL WHO SMILED POLITELY. “YOU MUST BE CORI.HELLO I’M LORI.BUT JUST CALL ME L.L.” SHE SHOOK HER HAND AND NOTICED IT WAS JESSE TRAPPER RPETR ALLZ “IT’S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU TOO,AND I’M CORI.” ACROBS THE AISlE SPOILED,AND PAMPERED LEIANN WAS MUTTERING THROUGH GRITTED TEETH AND STARING OFF INTO SPACE. “SO THERE ME WERE,I WAS WETERIN ME PLASTY FLNWERS,AN DODO,ME DOGGY.COME UP AND RERKT.JtEIST LACK THET” SHEER AND SOPHICATED LBEANN SQUEEZED THE AlE OF THE CHAIR AN]) THOUGHT TO HERSELF HOW THIS GUY COULD AFFORD A FIRST CLASS PLANE TICKET TO WASHINGTOI~SHE STARED AT THE TWO GEORG~US WOMAN ON THE NEXT AISLE CHATTING AWAY.AT LEAST THEIR BOTH HUMAN.SHE THOUGH BITTERLYI.ThE PLANE STARTED FLYING AN]) SHE FELT HERSELF STIF?EN.SHE HAD TO TRAVEL ALL THAT WAY WITH A DOPE LIKE THAT~ JESSE TRAPPER WAS TRYING TO HIDE HIS CONFUSION WITH A BRIGHT SMILE.HIS MIND WAS RACING.TODAY HE HAD FLOWN UP TB OHICA00,AND NOW HE WAS GOING TO WASHINGTON D.C.RE COULD HAVE JUST TAKEN A PLANE TO D.C FROM NEW YORK AND SAVED ALOT OF TIll BUT N000.JESSE DIDN’T KNOW THAT ALL THE OTHERS WERE THINKING THE SAME THING.GARRIE AN!) SANDY APPLIED THE MAKEUP THAT L.L HAD LET THEM USE.C~RRIE FELT ALONE.SHE WAS THE OLDEST ON THE TRIP BUT NO ONE APPEARED TO BE OVER TWENRY.SANDY SEEMED PERFECTLY RELAXED. SHE WAS REDOING HER LIPSTICK AND KEEPING ONE EYE ON L.L AND THE LADY NEXT TO HER. “HOW CAN YOU BE S000 RELAXED?” CARRIE SQUE AlE]) IN HER LITTLE VOICE. “CARRIE; YOURE 22.LIGwz~EI~ UP.YOIJ’RE NEVER THIS TENSE.” SANDY SAID.OARRIE THOUGHT IT OVER. “WELCOME TO THE BASE EVERYONE.I’M SARGENT MALCOME KENT.CODE NAME BI~G BIRD.” THE BRISF SARGENT BEGAN.RSLPH ALLEN BEGAN~.TO GROW EXCITED. “WHERE’S ERNIE OR BERT HOW ABOUT ELMO? OR COCKlE I LOVE COOKIE MONSTEL’ THE SARGENT DIDN’ T LOOK AMUSED. “LEMME GUESS,yOu’~RE RALPH.” HE SAID IN A BORED TONE.RALPH NODDED EAGERLY.