Trevor now tells what happened this time in Havenwood.
Trevor is chillin' near Tiki Temple, when thing comes up, pokes Trevor with it's sword!
Oh No!
Trevor ducks out, as Trevor is lover, not fighter, and chills in woods behind temple until chaos subsides. Karn says it was Greater Undead Champion. Pretty Tiki girl heals Trevor.
Now, we are ready to find out what happened. In party is Obikai, Tristan, Beak, Kor, healer girl, Sypher, Karn, and others. We set off and we come apon and old long-snout called Crack. He pisses for hobby. He tells us of a Tree Man who never took root, and lived regular life. As Kor and Tristan were Tree Men, there was interest. We give Crack candy to take us to the Tree Man's tomb. Unfortunately, there's two tombs, and Crack forgets which one is right.
We go to first tomb, and are attacked!
Oh No!
We Win!
Yay!
This is wrong tomb, so Crack leads us through rocks and woods to other tomb. There is opening to tunnel on side. Tristan, Beak, Mathos I think, and Obikai go in.
We wait outside for a while. Some of group wander off, but Kor, Trevor, Sypher and Karn stay.
Suddenly, undead thing comes out and tells us to be on our way. It casts fear on Kor and Kor is scared away.
Oh no!
Trevor is sent for help, and finds two people who go help. When Trevor returns, Karn had fallen on rock, and it was bad wound, so he was carried off to be healed.
So, we chill some more, and then box old Tree Man attacks. Trevor holds a box that was retrieved from tomb earlier, and Trevor gets away, since Trevor could not hurt it. It throws fire spells, hurts Sypher, and kills Tiki member that had come to help.
Oh No!
Trevor goes in tunnel with box for safety, and is soon joined by Sypher. Tristan and Mathos and Beak come back out and kill Tree Man. I forget what happened with Obikai, but he's alright.
Now, we try to go back to town, and hit wall. Hmm. Inside tomb, Beak had found necklace that turned him into Tree Man. Also, the wearer of said necklace would be cured of Tree Manism. Beak cannot use it, since Monhar makes him give freely of himself. So Tristan takes it, as Kor has other plan to escape Tree Manism. Tristan is cured!
We open box, and are teleported to peninsula, where we fight and kill more stuff. Then, we return to town and Trevor sleeps.
Trevor wakes. Trevor goes out and chills. Suddenly, flat-snouts come in town. They are here to join Grand Fighter Tournament, but they can't pay fee, so Obikai sends them to bring back Mojo, little blunt-snout with axe.
They come back with little flat-snout with axe. It not Mojo. It is pile of carnage.
They go off looking for Mojo again, and Obikai kills them since they'd just kill innocents.
Now, there are these tax collectors, and they are collecting taxes. There are also more flat-snouts around. Tax collectors are skimming off top. Flat-snouts want their paper that says the rangers protect them.
Trevor forgets details, but we fight alongside flat-snouts to kill corrupt tax collectors. We win.
Then, there is dryad with a flat-snout and a long-snout. It wants people to talk to, or something. Obikai tells it to got talk with Mojo, who cuts down trees. Somehow, Obikai fights flat-snout and dryad is attacked and casts sanctuary. Flat-snout dies and dryad lets long-snout go, and leaves herself. Dryads are cool. They turn you into Tree men, but I'm sure the have some redeeming qualities. Trevor goes to sleep.
Trevor wakes up during fighter tournament. Obikai wins. Also in tournament were guys like Jonah, Sarth, etc.
Trevor is on porch eating corn chips with toasty toes salsa, when two guys go in inn looking for me. One of them needed armor fixed, as it was melted by fire elementals. Trevor fixes it and gets five silver.
Yay!
Then Trevor sits on tree stump outside inn. Lady walks up, offer money. Clunks Trevor on head! Trevor no want to talk about what happened next.
And that's it. Trevor's ass hurts.