Ha! Is Trevor! Trevor here writes article for Heaving Rod Times.

Let's see what happened. Oh, yeah! Trevor is walking around and joins group, there's this convict long snout running around and a long snout assassin. There's also a bunch of flat-snouts.

We catch convict, convict says he no killed his wossnames, so guy in green does magic to make convict tell truth, and it turns out he was innocent! So we let him go.

Next, there was this hat man who was mugged by flat snouts. We corner them at peninsula, and they blind Ulfgar!

Oh No!

Then some flat snouts and our group fall in water and fight. Somehow, assassin appears and he's killed. Right.

Now, there was this flat snout with one arm. He no raise sword to hat man, so no kill. But, we make him sniff out hat man's mushroom.

Let's see. Then, Trevor comes out of inn and sees group by rock. Trevor goes over there and Burton's there and Ulfgar and white face and there's these dudes who want fight. There was this odd cross of a pumpkin and a frog there too. Trevor no could tell whether the holes in it's face were eyes or nostrils, but then groups get in fight and we win!

Yay!

Then, there's arrow man and Burton and Mojo and Trevor, and we find dead body! We search, and find a note and a map. Note was in odd language, but Trevor could read!

"Heed me not, heed me well. There is a tale I could tell. Something something this is the target you must hit. Crush the skull, something something rose."

Something like that.

We follow map, and are joined by grey skin, black armor, no talk, Sypher, and Trevor thinks that's it. We follow and we find tunnel cave. Black armor crawls in and finds large sperm. We send in a trapsmith we ordered. They find box, but then cave comes down and we need healers!

Suddenly, skeletons attack! We fight skeletons, then Mojo takes over skeleton and turns them against each other. We win!

Yay!

In box was statue! If two people dance together with witnesses, 30 points magic armor!

Then, this one eyed wossname comes to inn looking to make bunks go tap tap tap tap against wall, thinking sheets hide sound. He hits on Trevor. Trevor ducks out. He hits on no talk. Trevor heard they mated successfully but Trevor's not too sure, since we see bees!

We follow bees, and fight bees, and bee hurts Trevor's leg! Then, trevor gets wounded, covered in gop, and carried away to hive! Gop got hard, so for a while Trevor was paralyzed in hard gop!

Then, someone breaks gop and wakes Trevor and heals Trevor's leg! I see there is battle, but when Trevor was wounded, Trevor lost weapon! So when portal out opened, Trevor went in.

And that's what happened to Trevor.

The End

Belvadere:.....right......