F. A. Q. 's

Hmmm...*suddenly jumps* Oh, gross! *Activates saber to swat at cobwebs* Ok, guys, *swat* I can't have a FAQ page without -- *swat, swat* without any FAQ's, so start E-mailin' me! *swat*

Ha! Take that you disgusting, eightlegged -- *a spider falls from the wall, landing on Emerald's shoulder. She freezes for a moment, slowly turning her head toward the spider. Her eyes widen*

AAAAUUUGGGGHHH!!! Get it off me! Get it OFF ME!!! *The spider falls off her shoulder, and she promptly stomps on it.* Oh, ewwwww... *wipes shoe on nearby rug* That. Is. Gross. Anyway, I've actually got some faqs to put up now, so without further ado -- drumroll please --

THE FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS PAGE!!!

1. Q: What are the Ducks' pasts?
---A: Well, as far as I know, not much of thier past have been covered in the cartoon. Mallory comes from a military background of some sort. Duke's a thief and the founder of the Brotherhood of the Blade, a 'guild of thieves.' Grin was a childhood bully until he met Tai Quack Do (sp?) and found enlightenment. Now he's a guru in his own right. As for Tanya, Wildwing, and Nosedive, I really don't remember seeing anything about thier pasts. I could be wrong, though, so if you know something (and can PROVE that it was in an episode) let me know.

2. Q: What exactly was Duke? Leader or member of the B.O.B.?
---A: He founded and led the Brotherhood of the Blade until his departure from Puckworld.

3. Q: What does Tanya DO to her hair to make stick up like that?! What, does she put ultra-hold gel on it or something?
---A: My opinion: I think it's a tech-geek thing. Working around too much static electricity. ;-D

4. Q: What happened to Dragaunus and his goons after "Final Face Off"? What about the Ducks?
---A: We never found out. The series was never renewed for another season. We just have to live off fanfic for our answers now. The common idea seems to be that the Saurians returned somehow and continue to wreak havoc, much the way they did before Final Face Off, and the ducks continue to do what they do best. Play hockey and kick Saurian tail.

5. Where does Dive put his pucklauncher?! I've seen an episode where he just pulled it out of thin air. Does he have some sort of air pocket?!
---A: *Laughing* Okay, okay, now you're being nit-picky. Cartoons are like that -- A lot of weird things happen, and you just kinda gotta learn to overlook them. But, to answer your question, he does actually have a holster for the thing on his right hip. That's where he keeps it.

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