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JOKE PAGE
(THE WORLDS SMARTEST MEXICAN)
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MEXICAN BAPTISM ??... A BEAN DIP !!!
WHAT
DO YOU CALL 50 MEXICANS IN A VOLKSWAGEN ???
A
FAMILY REUNION !!!
HOW
ARE MEXICANS LIKE BANANAS ???
THEY'RE
GREEN WHEN THEY'RE ON THE BOAT, PERFECTLY GOOD MIDWAY, AND ROTTEN BY THE
TIME THEY GET OFF !!!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BABY MEXICAN ??? A BEAN SPROUT !!!
DID
YOU HEAR THAT 14 MEXICANS WERE HURT IN AN ACCIDENT ???
THEIR
BED COLLAPSED !!!
WHAT
ARE THE 3 TIMES THAT A MEXICAN SEES A PRIEST ???
WHEN
HE'S BAPTIZED, WHEN HE GETS MARRIED, AND AT HIS EXECUTION !!!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MEXICAN WITH A VASECTOMY ??? A DRY MARTINEZ !!!
WHAT DO YOU CALL THE MEXICAN PHONE COMPANY ??? TACO BELL !!!
DEFINITION
OF A MEXICAN FORTUNE COOKIE:
A
BURRITO WITH A FOOD STAMP INSIDE IT !!!
WHY
WERE THERE ONLY 4000 MEXICANS AT THE ALAMO ???
THEY
ONLY HAD THREE CARS !!!
WHY
DO MEXICANS BUY CABBAGE PATCH DOLLS ???
TO
GET THE BIRTH CERTIFICATES !!!
WHAT
DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A MEXICAN WITH AN OCTOPUS ???....
I
DON'T KNOW BUT YOU SHOULD SEE IT PICK LETTUCE !!!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A STUCK-UP MEXICAN GIRL ??? "CUNT-SWELA" !!!
WHAT DO YOU CALL 100 MEXICANS HOLDING HANDS ??? A SPICKET FENCE !
WHAT
DO YOU CALL A MEXICAN IN A THREE PIECE SUIT ???
"THE
DEFENDANT" !!!
WHAT'S
SIX MILES LONG AND TRAVELS AT 5 MPH ???
A
MEXICAN FUNERAL WITH ONE SET OF JUMPER CABLES !!!
WHY
DON'T MEXICANS HAVE CHECKING ACCOUNTS ???
BECAUSE
CHECKS ARE TOO SMALL TO SPRAY PAINT THEIR NAME ON !!!
WHY
DID MEXICO PULL OUT OF THE OLYMPICS ???
BECAUSE
ANY MEXICAN WHO CAN RUN, JUMP, OR SWIM IS ALREADY LIVING IN THE UNITED
STATES !!!
WHAT
ARE THE FIRST THREE WORDS MEXICAN BABIES UNDERSTAND ???
"ATTENTION
K-MART SHOPPERS" !!!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MEXICAN MIDGET ??? A "SPECK" !!!
HOW
ARE MEXICANS LIKE BILLIARD BALLS ???
THE
HARDER YOU SMACK EM THE MORE ENGLISH YOU GET OUT OF THEM !!!
WHY
DON'T MEXICANS BARBECUE ???
CAUSE
THE BEANS SLIP THROUGH THE GRILLE !!!
HOW
DID BREAK DANCING GET ITS START ???
FROM
MEXICANS TRYING TO STEAL HUBCAPS
FROM
CARS THAT WERE STILL MOVING !!!
DO YOU KNOW WHY MEXICANS HAVE THOSE LITTLE STEERING WHEELS IN THEIR CARS ??? SO IT'S EASIER TO DRIVE WITH HANDCUFFS ON !!!
WHAT
DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A MEXICAN WITH AN ORIENTAL ???
A
CAR THIEF WHO CAN'T DRIVE...
THIS
MOTHER DUCK AND HER DUCKLINGS ARE CROSSING THE STREET WHEN A CAR COMES
BY AND WIPES OUT ALL BUT THE LAST LITTLE BABY DUCK IN LINE...A WHILE LATER
A BABY SKUNK COMES ALONG AND SEES THE BABY DUCK SITTING ALL BY HIMSELF
CRYING AT THE SIDE OF THE ROAD...THE
SKUNK
WALKS UP TO THE DUCKLING AND ASKS "WHY ARE YOU CRYING" ? ...THE DUCKLING
RESPONDS..."MY MOTHER AND ALL MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS WERE KILLED AND I'M
ALL ALONE AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I AM" ... THE SKUNK SAYS "WELL, LET'S
FIGURE THIS OUT...YOU HAVE
FEATHERS,
WEBBED FEET AND A BEAK...YOU MUST BE A DUCK !!!"... NOT
LONG
AFTER THAT, THE SKUNK BREAKS INTO TEARS HIMSELF ...AND THE BABY DUCK ASKS
"WHY ARE YOU CRYING ???" ...THE SKUNK PROCEEDS TO TELL HIM THAT THE SAME
THING HAPPENED TO HIM AND THAT HE'S ALL BY HIMSELF TOO AND HE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT HE IS EITHER...THE DUCK SAYS "WELL LET'S TAKE A MINUTE AND FIGURE
THIS OUT...YOU'RE NOT BLACK, YOU'RE NOT WHITE, AND YOU SMELL REALLY BAD...YOU
MUST BE A
MEXICAN
!!!!"