FAGJOKEPAGE
There's these two gay men living in one house. One morning one of the gay men woke up to hear strangesounds coming from the bathroom. He walked in only to see his
partner jacking off with a condom on. He said"What the hell are you doing!" His partner replied "Oh, just packing your lunch."
THESE TWO FAGS ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET WHEN THEY SEE A DOG
SITTING ON THE SIDEWALK LICKING HIS BALLS ...THE FIRST FAG POINTS TO THE DOG AND SAYS THE OTHER "BOY I WISH I COULD DO THAT"
...HIS FRIEND TURNS TO HIM AND SAYS
"WELL MAYBE IF YOU PET HIM REAL NICE HE'LL LET YA !!
WHAT'S THE TITLE OF BILLY JEAN KINGS LATEST BOOK ???
"HOW TO LICK YOUR OPPONENT" !!!
WHO'S BILLY JEAN KINGS LATEST SPONSOR ??? SNAP-ON-TOOLS !!!
WHY CAN'T BILLY JEAN KING PLAY TENNIS IN HOLLAND ???
SHE CAN'T KEEP HER FINGERS OUT OF THE DYKES !!!
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What do doctors do with the foreskins after circumcisions?
Sell them to fags for chewing gum.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A JEWISH FAGGOT ??? A HE-BLEW !!!
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE QUEER WHO GOT FIRED FROM THE SPERM BANK ?
HE GOT CAUGHT DRINKING ON THE JOB !!!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A QUEER IRISHMAN ??? A GAY-LICK !!!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GAY CHINK ??? CHEW-MAN-CHEW !!!
WHAT DO TWO LESBIANS NEED TO GET MARRIED ??? A LICKER LICENSE !!!
WHAT DID THE ONE LESBIAN SAY TO THE OTHER ???
"YOUR FACE OR MINE" !!!
HOW DO YOU GET 4 QUEERS ON A BAR STOOL ??? TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN !!!
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE LESBIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL ??? IT'S CALLED
"QUEERIOS"...JUST ADD MILK AND THEY EAT EACH OTHER !!!
WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF TOTAL CONFUSION ???
TWENTY BLIND LESBIANS AT A FISH MARKET !!!
WHAT DOES "AIDS" STAND FOR ??? " Asshole Injured During Sex"
WHAT DOES "GAY" STAND FOR ??? "Got Aids Yet ???"
WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO FAGGOTS ON SKATES ??? ROLL AIDS !!!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GROUP OF GAY MUSICIANS ??? BAND AIDS !!!
WHAT DO YOU CALL THE ORIGINAL FAGGOT ??? "FIRST AID" !!!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A FRENCH FAGGOT ??? "FORIEGN AID" !!!
WHY DID THE FAGGOT CANCEL HIS CRUISE ???
HE FOUND OUT MOBY DICK WAS A WHALE !!!
HOW CAN YOU TELL THE HOUSE THE FAGGOTS LIVE IN ?
THE DOORMAT SAYS "WIPE YOUR KNEES" !!!
WHAT'S THE ADVANTAGE OF BEING A LESBIAN ???
YOU NEVER HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE WET SPOT !!
WHAT DO VACUUM CLEANERS AND FAGGOTS HAVE IN COMMON ??
THEY BOTH SUCK !!
WHAT DO YOU CALL THE BATHROOM IN A GAY BAR ??? AN "ELTON JOHN" !!!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A STORY ABOUT A GAY MIDGET ? A SHRIMP COCK TALE !
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FAGGOT AND A FRIGIDARE ???
A FRIGIDARE DOESN'T FART WHEN YOU TAKE THE MEAT OUT !!!
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MICROWAVE OVEN AND ANAL SEX ??? A MICROWAVE WON'T BROWN YOUR MEAT !!!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GAY BOY SCOUT ??? A WEE-BLOW !!!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAGGOT WHO TEACHES THE OTHER FAGGOTS
HOW TO GIVE BLOW JOBS ???? A HEAD-MASTER !!!
HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOUR TERMITES ARE GAY ???
THEY ONLY EAT WOOD PECKERS !!!
HOW MANY FAGGOTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB ???
ONLY ONE BUT IT TAKES AN ENTIRE EMERGENCY ROOM STAFF TO GET IT OUT AGAIN !!!
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TWO IRISH FAGGOTS ???
"PATRICK FITS GERALD AND GERALD FITS PATRICK"
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TWO QUEER JUDGES ???
THEY TRIED EACH OTHER !!!
THESE THREE FAGGOTS ATTACK AN OLD LADY...
TWO OF THEM HOLD HER DOWN WHILE THE THIRD ONE DOES HER HAIR !!!
WHAT DID ONE LESBIAN FROG SAY TO THE OTHER ??
HEY, WE REALLY DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN !