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AMERICAS"PUBLIC NUISANCE" |
As a Catholic, from the very moment they cut your umbilicle cord you're subjected to all the senseless rituals that make up the Catholic religion. Now mind you we all know that when it comes to bizarre rituals the Jews take the trophy hands down but I think we Catholics come pretty goddam close ourselves at times.
I went through all the paces. It started when they stuck me in a toilet or something as a baby to baptize me, (humiliating yes but nowhere NEAR as bad as having half of your dick gnawed off in front of a room full of people like those savage barbarians the Jews do) Then you go through the ritual of receiving your First Holy Communion (all that fuss over a friggin tasteless WAFER) and being "Confirmed." (I still don't know what the fuck THAT'S all about !)
Now realize that as a good little Catholic boy, in the midst of all these pagan rituals I was also made to endure the tortures of Catholic school on a daily basis for twelve seemingly ENDLESS years. Yep ... for 12 fucking years I got smacked around by Nazis in penguin suits (aka "nuns") and their altar boy molesting gelding counterparts. (aka "priests").
All through grammar school and high school I was verbally and physically abused by these rejects from society only to find out in my latter years that the majority of them are fucking lesbians and child molesters to boot ! But that's OK ... because as they say (whoever THEY are) ... "what goes around comes around" and now those Nazi penguin bitches and most of the good "pastors" are all either dead or in prison and I get to sit here and tell you all about it.
I've always felt that people became nuns and priests to hide their homosexuality from the rest of the world. Face it ... it's the perfect coverup. The perfect excuse for not getting married and having children. Why else would someone choose to live that way ? And now time has gone on to prove me right (as it usually does) because the Catholic Church has paid out MILLIONS of dollars over the years to settle lawsuits brought about it on behalf of people who've been sexually molested by priests. But that's only a small part of my problem with the Catholic Church.
Besides all the coverups of sexual misconduct by the deity there lies perhaps the SECOND most despicable aspect of Catholicism. The fact that every goddam part of it revolves around not Almigty God but the ALMIGHTY DOLLAR.
Every time you turn around they're asking the parishoners for more money for this or for that. Feed the poor ... Feed the poor my fucking ass. First off - let the poor get a job. Or better yet - teach the poor how to feed themselves. And if in fact it IS so important that the poor be fed let the Pope sell off a fucking Picasso or two from his bedroom to pay for it. Seriously, I can't take a plea for money seriously from a guy who lives in a goddam museum full of priceless artwork and shits in an 18 karat gold toilet ! And OK so they didn't pay for most of the artwork. Everybody knows that the Vatican got it from the Nazis (who stole it from the Jews) for helping Hitler get war criminals out of Germany and into Austria with phony religious "credentials" during the war. But that's beside the point. They still have it and if they wanna feed the poor THAT bad they can sell some of it off. The proceeds from one Rembrandt would buy a hell of a lot of rice !
But the bottom line is that the Vaticans petty cash account probably makes Microsofts fortune look like chump change. It is the single wealthiest institution on the face of the Earth (and it's tax-exempt too don't forget) yet they're constantly "guilting" Christians all over the world into forking over their hard earned cash to add to the till.
Where the hell all this money goes is beyond me. We know where SOME of it goes ... It goes to pay the settlements from all these sexual molestation lawsuits brought against all these priests while another even BIGGER chunk of it goes to buy up prime oceanfront retirement property to house old nuns and priests in. Oh yeah ... you didn't know that ? The Catholic Church owns some of the most expensive prime oceanfront real estate in the country ! Not to mention hundreds of millions of dollars worth of real estate everywhere else inland too ! And every week at every mass they "guilt" little old ladies out of their social security money - a dollar here and a dollar there - to feed the fucking poor and fix the churches roof or air conditioner or something.
Like I said ... the Catholic Church like every other organized religion is a scam. I say, believe in whatever God you see fit to believe in and leave it at that. Ya wanna do something nice for the poor ? Buy a homeless guy a hamburger and a cup of coffee or give him an old coat you're not using or something. Do anything but give your money to some friggin hypocritical church because it's either gonna go towards a downpayment on a beach house or to bail out some fucking pedophile who got caught "brown handed" with his fingers up some altar boys ass !