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Jokes of the week:
1. One
Liners
Q: How do you find a blind man on a nudist
colony?
A: It's not hard. Q.
What's a Puerto Ricans's idea of safe sex?
A. Locking the car door!
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Did you hear that ten thousand bathtubs were sold
to Haiti?
-- They're being refitted as passenger ferries.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic who tried to
commit suicide?
-- He threw himself behind the
oncoming train.
2.
Baby Talk
On the first day of school, a teacher gives a
talk to her first grade class. "Ok, you are
in firstgrade now, so no more baby talk. Ok,
Susy, what did you do over the summer?"
Susy:"I took a choo-choo to grammy's and
grampop's house..."
Teacher"No no! What did I just say?! No more
baby talk!"
Susy:"Ok. We took a train to my
grandparents' house."
Teacher"Very good. Bobby, how about
you?"
Bobby:"Oh not much. I did go to the library
every Tuesday for reading hour. The stories were
good. I especialliy enjouyed 'Winnie the
Shit."
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3. Oh
GOD...not YET!!
Three buddies die in a car crash, they go to
Heaven and are directed to an orientation. They
are all asked, "When you are in your casket
and friends and family are mourning upon you,
what
would you like to hear they say?"
The first man says, "I would like to
hear them say that I was a great
doctor, a devoted family man, and that I'll be
greatly missed."
The second man says, "I would like to
hear that I was a wonderful husband and that as a
school teacher I made a huge difference in our
children's future."
The last guy replies, "I would like
to hear them say...
'LOOK!! HE'S MOVING!!!'" 4.
Q. Whats the meaning of trust?
A. 2 cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
5.
Q. What did the midget say when he was arrested
for rape?
A. "My friends put me up to it!"
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6. DUuuu-UH!
Two blonde girls are standing on either side of a
fairly deep and wide river. Blonde #1 hollars
across to blonde #2 "HOW DO I GET TO THE
OTHER SIDE?" Blonde #2 ponders for a moment
and looks up and down the river, then hollers
back "duuuh,..YOU ARE ON
THE OTHER SIDE, silly!!" 7.
What does a guy with a 12 inch cock eat for
breakfast?
---"I usually have bacon and eggs" (heehee!)
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Mad
As Hell Townsfolk
- Take No More -
An angry mob of fed up
townspeople - citing the increasing number of
residents stepping in horse shit on city streets-
resorted to vigilante efforts to stop the
dastardly culprits.
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Stupid News:
Man Killed by Hiccup
Remedy Punch to Chest Proves Fatal July 3, 2000
OCEAN CITY, Md. (AP)
-- A man suffering the hiccups asked a friend to
punch him in the chest to try to get rid of them.
When his friend reluctantly obliged, Joshua
Thomas Burchette collapsed on the sidewalk and
died.
An autopsy was to be performed on Burchette, 23,
to determine the cause of death.
Burchette had complained of hiccups after a
couple of beers on Saturday. The friend was not
identified by police.
Burchette's mother, Jeri Ann Fisyer, said her
family has a history of heart problems and her
son often complained of chest pains, but had
never been hospitalized or placed on medication.
Public
Avenger says:
Damn! I guess this literally is
a case of.. "with friends like these, who
needs enemys!"
In the "YEAH
RIGHT!" Side of News:
School Credit Given
for Marijuana Work
Students Volunteer in Drug Legalization
Efforts
June 27, 2000
High school student
Scarlett Swerdlow got school credit for marijuana
lobbying. BETHESDA, Md. (AP)
-- Maryland requires all public
high school students to do volunteer work to
graduate. How those students donate their time is
largely left up to them.
So 18-year-old Scarlett Swerdlow
decided to pass on the government internships and
homeless shelters to work for a cause she fully
supports: legalizing marijuana.
(get
full story,...
continued HERE at Public's
mega-site in Stupid
News!
Public Avenger Commentary:
 Finally Over!
Elian's Ass Taken
Back to Cuba!
-Everyones
favorite illegal leaves the 'States better than
he arrived --by plane-
Well
it seeemed like forever, but thank GOD(!)...this
little pampered fuckin' illegal brat has been
taken back where he belongs - but more
importantly, with whom he belongs. For what seems
like years, the shit on little A-lian
Gonzales has been
dominating the news like the muthafuckin' O.J.
trial! And who's the only ones to really
give a damn? Nobody but them goddamn Cubans in
Miami.
(get full
commentary, continued
HERE at Public's mega-site in Stupid
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(easy one) Rearrange
the letters in the words "NEW DOOR" to create
one word.
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Richard!)
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