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Sometimes I wonder if anyone ever reads this page. Then I find out about people who have and it just scares the living daylights outta me. People really come here. They read my ramblings and leave happy... How? Well, I'm not the one to answer such questions simply because I'm not the one reading the page. I just write the durn thing. Thanks to those brave souls who are actually reading it, though. Psychosis are on the house! Everybody schitz!
Actually, I have been "counter-motivated" to update the page. Every time I would try, I could feel the lifeforce being sucked from my marrow. Thank goodness that's over. I was running out of marrow. Let's just leave it at "whoever said it's better to have loved and lost was full of it" (-Paisley Turtle, 1995). On the other paw, it's a new year with new beginnings and new surprises. "How 'bout this party started right...?" (- C + C Music Factory, 1993)
Take a number!
Rule #10:
Lambada. It's over. No Electric Boogaloo allowed, either. If
we're gonna party like it's 1999, we need to get with the times. Wanna
dance? Limbo... :)
Rule #9:
"Hrruh?" - Scooby Doo, 1967.
Rule #8: Don't
sign the Guest book
. Let the guilt eat at you for a while... oh, and the Discussion Board
isn't worth bothering over either! (-excerpted from "Reverse Psychology
for Dummies, third edition"... :) )
Rule #7: Prove
it's my finger.
Rule #6: Caribou
isn't a color... yet (muhahaha!!!!).
Rule #5:
"Endless Love" is not about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and
Ray Charles.
Rule #4: Think
out loud. Use a megaphone if you have to, but let your mindset be known.
Rule #3: Okay,
if Underoos are fun to wear, why do they keep cutting off my circulation...
Oh, NOW i get it! Feels kinda tingly when I walk...
Rule #2: If
opinions are a dime a dozen here's my dime! Rants are
now up for grabs.
Rule #1: If you want to see the last opening screen, click here. Some things never change... :)
And the winner is!
Rule #.5:
Boom boom dittum datum wadum chew
Boom boom dittum datum wadum chew
Boom
boom dittum datum wadum chew
And they swam and they swam right over the dam"
(Translation:
Remember, it's all in fun, so if I offend someone with something here, let everyone know. I could use the publicity.
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One other thing. I do not use "placeholder" links to pages that say they are under construction, and I do not use frames. I have very little Java here, which makes this place easier to live with than a Tasmanian Devil with a toothache. As with any web page, this is a work in progress. The key difference is that if there is a link here, it is live or it is gone... Let me know if you find something that takes you into Bermuda without your shorts. Thanks!
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