Bale of Hay
I'm chillin' like a villain, with my bale of hay,
It's the best part of my day.
It's yummy in my tummy, it tastes so good,
Like I knew it would,
When they mowed it down, and raked it fine,
Don't take a bite, cuz it's all mine,
I love it, ooh yeah.  I love it, it's crunchy.
I eat it in the morning, at noon, and night,
I eat it so fast, it's out of sight.
It's gone so fast, so then I say, "Darn !!"
I'm still hungry, so I go to the barn.
The barn door's locked, I gotta bust in,
And dive into a haystack, up to my chin.
And then I'm chillin' like a villain with my stack of hay,
It's the best part of my day.
It's yummy in my tummy, it tastes so good,
Like I knew it would,
When they mowed it down, and raked it fine,
Don't take a bite, cuz it's all mine,
I love it, ooh yeah.  I love it, it's crunchy.
I can feel my blood surging through every vein,
I'm all excited, from my hooves to my mane,
I can eat it in the sun, or pouring rain,
I can eat it plain, or with some grain,
If I don't have hay, I will go insane.
I get hungry, the grass is free,
But the next thing man that I wanna see,
Is alfalfa and clover mixed in a bale,
It better be green and fresh, not pale or stale.
My attention is glued, to this delicious food,
It's the best stuff, I ever chewed.
That's why, I'm chillin' like a villain with my bale of hay,
It's the best part of my day.
It's yummy in my tummy, it tastes so good,
Like I knew it would,
When they mowed it down, and raked it fine,
Don't take a bite, cuz it's all mine,
I love it, ooh yeah.  I love it, it's crunchy.
Now give thanks for the food that we hope is green,
And our translator.....  PINEAPPLE  16
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