Now for some quotes from the Great Shak Weasel(me):
"Without the W"
"I must warn you....I am erect."
"The news is my hooker and the truth is her pimp."
"Cuz sometimes I just gotta spread the cottage cheese on the toast."
"I like womenseseses"
"Taters for everyone"
"I'm not a bunny!!!!"
"But sir, we like Cigars!"
"...don't fight it....go with it....neither accept nor deny....go with the flow....we're with you....you're in the hands of experts..."
"It's at times like this that I wish I had a warmer shirt....or pant."
"All I need to cheer up is a free couch."
"FUCKING GRAVITY!!!! I'll beat you yet."
"Eight Red.....GO!!!!
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