Terms of Service
Terms of Service
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I here by certify that I am over the age of 18 and under the age of 18. I am not in any way shape or form a human being and by accepting these terms of service I wave my right to life liberty and persuit of happiness. I also here do by grant David The Magnificent my body, mind, and soul, payable on demand. In addition to this I agree to pay the the monthly fee of $299.95 (U.S. Dollars) for the first month of my membership with an additional $587.95 (U.S. Dollars) for each month of continued membership. I recognize and accept that this service reserves the right to discontinue my membership at any time without notification, and that the monthly fees are subject to change without notification. I here by waive my right to sue or bring lawsuits against David The Magnificent and his parent Corporation World Rulers Inc. I here by accept all of these conditions and any other conditions that may be added to the terms of service without notification. If I am a teacher I here by also accept that is my leagal right and responsibility to grant David The MagnificentThe highest possible grade in all classes in which I have him. I understand and accept these aforementioned terms and agree to them by clicking the "I Agree" link or the "ENTER" link below. If I do not agree to these terms of service I will click either the "I Do Not Agree" link or the "EXIT" link and will not continue use of this site.
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