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One day a young boy named Adramelk was walking into town when he ran into a two-headed chicken. The chicken was very friendly and looked very yummy, so Adramelk took the chicken with him.

Suddenly, an evil witch appeared in front of them and offered Adramelk two gold coins for the chicken. Terrified, Adramelk stepped in front of the chicken and stretched out his arms.

"You can't take the chicken!" shouted the angry boy. "Take me instead! I'll do anything you want!"

And so the woman put a curse on the boy, and he fell asleep; but it was not any ordinary sleep, for it was to be an eternal slumber. There is, however, one cure: he must be kissed by a handsome prince.

Suddenly, the two-headed chicken turned into a two-headed handsome prince named Tony! The two-headed prince slayed the evil witch with his sword and ran to Adramelk, but he was too late, for Adramelk's corpse has turned into a magical beanstalk!

The two-headed Tony tried to hump the beanstalk when he realised that he was growing a beanstalk of his own, but an evil dragon emerged and stomped him to death.

The end.
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