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Welcome to Apathy International. We are an organization based on few principles and, well, much apathy. Our members hail from all over the world and will deny it if you ask them.
Last years fundraising event was a great success, members! We raised -$13 and our headlining charity band, Dir en grey, did not show up!!! I want to thank you all for not showing up! It was terrific! Next year we hope that Penicillin and Zwan will not show up!!! So get ready for that. Date and places not to show up will be posted at a later date.
So.. apathy eh? This seems interesting. Cut the bullshit, imaginary FAQ man. If you want to join, it's painfully simple: Don't put the logo on your page. Don't sign in. And don't tell anyone about this site. Of course, then you'll have nothing to show for being a member, and we all know that internet apathy is a sharing sort of thing. Bah. Okay. Put the button on your site. We've got one now. If I feel like it, I might add another one. but don't count on it.
 You need to link back to this site, and for the love of fuck, don't directly link to the above image. I swear one of these days I will care enough to put Britney Spears there instead. If there's any real problem with this, use my e-mail address and ask nicely. URL is:
Membership Roster? What the hell are you, a girlscout? Allright, allright.. there's a membership roster. I'm too lazy to get something to do it magically and fast, so for the time being e-mail me at: [email protected] with the following info and I'll add you:
and fer fuck's sake, prove your apathy! |
