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| You, yes you, sitting in front of your computer screen as though it is the most boring thing in the world, surfing the web randomly when you fell upon this site, Enter the site, I dare you. Click on a few things. Find out how you can contact me. Go insane. Email me the perfect prank, or something similarly stupid. Just do something. You know you wanna. Just do something other than stare at the words on your screen as though you can do nothing with youself but surf the web randomly. You are such a crazy nut! Do something! DO SOMETHING! GO INSANE! TALK TO ME! Just don't click the button on the right. I don't exactly know what it does. But "They" tell me it is an annoying little button that does nothing at all. "They" also tell me that "They" live in my head and only speak to me. Wether you believe me or not makes no difference, just do something to interact with me. Why? Because you are bored. Why else would you find this site so interesting? Why else would you read this? Why else would you click on this site? And Because I'm bored. Why else would I be talking to a mysterious stranger about the voices in my head? Or tell you to talk to me? Or tell you to do something? I have already gone insane. It is too late for me. But now, I must share this insanity with you. You will bow down to my will. You will go insane after you click the frog and e-mail me something of no use to either you or the voices in your head. But you will, all the same, e-mail me. why? Because you are bored. Why else would you find this site so interesting? |
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