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Our JonBoy is concerned about the ass he has to kiss:

135.  If you received a really shitty raise this year, what type of Christmas gift should you get for your boss, if any at all? Does Wal-Mart.com sell "A Bag O' Shit?"

D:  Donger saw something cute to give to Mr. Scrooge for Christmas.  Buy a bag of mini marshmellows, put them in a ziplock baggie, and attach an original poem, with the last line being "So here's your bag of Snowman crap."

P:  Well, I still believe that you shower your enemies with love and gifts so that firey coals rain down on their heads.   I've never done this so I have no idea...but you may want to try.  If that doesn't get the desired effect...I'd just get him a bottle of 80 proof and hope it puts his liver over the edge from "damaged" to "mush".   Another way of thinking is that you should be lucky you got a bonus at all and lucky you have a job in the first place, but that's exactly what your boss would say and I don't want you to hate me too.  In summary, just get him a Furby.

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