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| 13196 MINUTES BEFORE CHIRSTMAS WELL LETS JIST SET BAKC AND LISTEN TO THE WODERFUL THINGS THAT HAVE BEN HAPPINENG ROUND THE SHADY ACRE3S OF PSYCLONEINDUSTRYS AND THE PSYCLONEINDUSTRYSJANITORIALSERVIces..3//... ONE - APPERENTLY, UNBEKNOWENGST TO ME, BENTON CARTERS HALLOWED OFFICE WHAS TURNED INTO A CHICKEN COOP. ISN THLAT LOVERLY TWO - BENTONS CARTER CHICKNE COOP OFFICE WAS TUNRED INTO A BRAND SPANKINING NEW OFFICE FOR CAPTIAN LES BLLIINGS. AND WHO HAD TO CLAEN UP ALL THE CHICKEN POUP AND THE CHICKNE FEATHERES AND THE CHIXENS? GEEWHIZ, TAHTS A HARD ONE, OH WAIT IT WAS MEE. FLREE - I;M JUST FUOND OUT THAT I HAVE A 410KAY FOR - I JUST LOST MY 4-0H-1-K- TO SOME PYRAMIDD THAT MR BILILINGS AND LESS ARE BUILDING SOMEWHARE IN PSYCLONEINDUSTRYS FIEVEL - THE IRS ARE GIONG TO SHUT US DOWNE SO HEARS A BIG OL PAT ON THE BCAK, PSYCLONEINDUSTRYS.!>! JSUT WHEN I THOGHUT YOU COUNDT DO ANY WORSE, YOU PORVE ME WRONG. WAHT WOULD WE DOO WITH OUT YOU. AND I',M MISING MY FAVOURITE MOP. THE ONNE WITH THE BLEU HANDEL . SPILVEEY SO HELP ME IFF I FIND OUT YOU TOOK IT YUOR GONNA BE SIXX FEET UNDER PUSHIN UP DIASYS.. BECUASE I'M TIRED OF DOING TEH WEED PIKCING FOR OYU IN YUOR SECRET TUNNEL GARDEN |
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| MSOMETIME IN THEBGEGINGN OF DCEMEBER WELL TIEMS ARE TOUGHG AND I SAW THINS COMING MNOTHS AEHAD OF TIME WAHT MSITER BUBBLINGS DEOSTN KNOW IS THAT IN PERPERATOIN FOR A BUGDET CRISIS, WE OERDERED EXTRA CLAENNIG SUPPILES EVREY TIME WE ORDERSD THE REGULAR SUOPLIES. UFNORTUNALYEY, THE REGULAR SUPLIES THAT WERE ORDERED WERE NOT ENOGUH TO CLEAN UP AFTER OUR AGENTS AND CLIENTS SINCE THEY MAKE HTIOS PLACE MESSY AS A HOGTROUGH. SO WE;VE AELRADY BLEW THROIUGH THE ETXRA SUUPLIES. LUCKIYL, WITH EACH ORDERR, WE ASLO ORDERD EXTRA CLHORINE TO KEEP MISTER BERLINGS HOT TUB SANITRARY. THER. SIAD AND DONE. PSYCLONEINDUSTRYSJANITORIALSERVIces WILL NOW DSISOLVE THE C HROLINE TABLETS FOR BHILLINGS HOTTUB IN BUCKETS OF WTAER FOR USE IN CLAEINNG SPIVEEYS DESK AND ANYOWHERE ELSE THE BUILDING IS DIRTY. CASE LPCLOSED GLOBYE |
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