2/17/2005
     OK... Just for the heck of it, I thought about what my weapon of choice would be if I were a hired asassin in the future. I decided it would be a giant karrot. What? Yes, I said a giant karrot. It's invisible to metal detectors, and even if they did find it on you, you just say, "Do you
really want to deprive those poor starving children of Banackistania of life giving nutrition?" Proceed to flash pictures of starving children from around the world. Then you continue by saying something like, "Please, sir, will you allow me to do what I can to feed the hungry?" Once you touch down in the country, you proceed to locate your target, spear the scummy drug dealer (no offense Hannah ;P) And spear him with the pointy end. To dispose of the weapon simply leave it in the jungle, woods, or whatever environment the terrain yields, and it will soon be consumed most likely by psychotic bunnies (see The Adventures Of Chuck). Sick, I know. :P
     So anyway... I recently added some more of my work to the site, and I hope the work of a few others soon. But I need to talk to them about it first.
     So I'm out of here until Saturday afternoon. I'll be at a conference in Chattanooga. Yeah, I'm going to miss the lock-in (I'll miss you guys!). But I hope everyone has a great weekend! I have to finnish packing and get ready for the conference. I have ot be up bright and early tomorrow morning! Will write more hopefully either when I get back or next weekend. God bless!

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Robert
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