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| "No escape from the mass mind-rape; play it again Jack, and then rewind the tape!" - Rage Against the Machine |
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| Part 1- The Theory of Life Size- 385 Kb Length- 0:18 Rate- 200 Kbps Filename- film1_thetheoryoflife.rm Description- Disregard whatever I say in this film. It was the last day before school, and.. I was tense, drugged, and very, very drunk on peach wine. So again, I say disregard whatever I said here. |
| Part 2- An Emotional Farewell Size- 543 Kb Length- 0:38 Rate- 130 Kpbs Filename- film2_anemotionalfarewell.rm Description- This is Zack. Zack moved to another school from the school that I go to last May. We caught up with him the night we filmed most of this crap.. he was very solemn. He'll miss us a |
| Part 3- Individual Blackheads Size- 630 Kb Length- 0:52 Rate- 100 Kbps Filename- film3_individualblackheads.rm Description- Marcus attempts to uncover the blackheads on my face, but fortunately, you are unable to see it, as 1- I got up before he could zoom in properly, and 2- I don't have that many.. per |
| Part 4- The 'F' Word Size- 520 Kb Length- 0:42 Rate- 100 Kbps Filename- film4_thefword.rm Description- Here is me talking about stupid sh*$. Disregard it. Hopefully, sometime, we WILL have footage of Matthew, because that would be very, very funny. |
| Part 5- The Big Conspiracy Size- 583 Kb Length- 0:46 Rate- 125 Kbps Filename- film5_thebigconspiracy.rm Description- Here we see the spawn of one of the largest conspiracies ever created by man. Did Marcus Wheeler's father say 'horror', or 'porno', before the word 'movies'? The answer lies within only |
| Part 6- Parental Affection Size- 706 Kb Length- 0:46 Rate- 125 Kbps Filename- film6_parentalaffection.rm Description- We show Ryan the light, and he shows us his darkness. Zack also shows us his eye conflicting with an orange cone. He'll do a lot more to that cone soon enough.... |
| Part 7- Manwhore Size- 725Kb Length- 0:40 Rate- 140 Kbps Filename- film7_manwhore.rm Description- Here we see Zack showing us the sinews of his mind in the lowest form possible. He screws with an orange cone, two girls, the environment, and us. Please avoid this if you're sensitive to people like us. |
| Part 0- My First Commercial Size- 813 Kb Length- 2:11 Rate- 80 Kpbs Filename- mycommercial.rm Description- This is the first project I used using Premiere 6.0. Boy f*#&ing howdy, what a program. I tried doing this with a freeware program from Real, but it never materialized. This is a better result, |
| ***Very much requires Real Player to view every file. To get the latest version of this program, go to their website.*** |
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| A nearly infinite amount of thanks to Marcus Wheeler for the opportunity to make this page possible. Without his great amount of help, you wouldn't be watching this funny crap. Thank him. |
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