My Heroes-:- and those whom I dearly hate

This is my all time favorite actor. Don't think
for a second that any mofo could refute this
man's status as the freak nobility of this world.
We're all just mint freaks walking his Earth. HIS
Earth, sucka. He's like, in his early 30's now,
doing some more projects with cool ass celeb-
rities. Except me. I've tried to call him a couple
times to see if he's interested in working with
me. He never returned my call, which I consid-
ered to be a sign of demand for persistence.
He's got ethics. I tried calling another 22 times the next
day, and for some reason when I go near his house
there's police officers watching my every move. I hate
restraining orders... ANYWAY, Cusack's the man. He
made some of the greatest movies of all time. Have you
seem Tapeheads? (1988) Man.. it's revolutionary. That was the moment that I realized that this man is the sh*t.
It got worse.. I mean better, when I saw Grosse Point
Blanke (1996), the future of film. He's a sniper up in here, and he accessed the sinews of emotion as he
struggles to gain stability in his crumbling life.
I then had the opportunity of seeing Pushing
Tin, a man with a plan to have sex with Angel-
ina Jolie besides his wife. Now THAT'S a pla-
yer. I wonder.. why would John go for a
brunette when he's already got a blonde??
Doesn't make sense to me. You'd think that
for a legend that he would do the opposite.
Right? That's what I did. Blondes rule. Hear
me? Rule. John Cusack rules the sack. Hey
that rhymes!